I told it verbatim but she just said, “but Apple stores are super bright and have huge windows?”

I tried telling my wife this joke and these two comments are the first things that she points out. I guess this joke is a dad dud hahaha

Oh my god this is my favorite joke chain! I use it at least once a year

I caught Beetlejuice Beetlejuice and it was a fun time, I appreciated the practical effects and dourly hilarious dialogue and characters. Not a huge Juice head, but I thought it was a fun popcorn movie.

What was your favorite part? Least favorite?

I live near here and I’m really sad we’re in the news. So that’s great that someone started it and I’m waiting to be evacuated

Jet - Not even once