Love Shepherd’s Pie

Talking positively about it in a public space is illegal in many countries. It counts as promoting it. It’s a useful guardrail against having it return as a mainstream ideology.

I seem to recall something about her working 9 to 5 and having an arch-nemesis called Jolene.

EDIT: Wait! Wait! I remembered! There was a sheep called Dolly who was a workaholic who had herself cloned to spend more time with her partner!

EDIT 2: Ok, I just did a web search. I was way off.

The Tuchus

No one talks more about gay sex than homophobes. I am bi and I think about penises less than Tucker Carlson

Guys, Tucker is right. Pete doesn’t have blue hair and a nose ring. /sarcasm

You. Principle’s office. Now

I had a bizarre run-in with a mod who harassed me in DMs. It was the mod to a TikTok group and this was around the TikTok ban.

Other than that, I got banned for three days multiple times for telling conservatives to go fuck themselves in as many words and as great detail as I possibly could.

Liar

Grand Old Polio

Translation: JD has selected a window

EDIT: Plot twist: the window is the roof

Oh my god, I’ve been meaning to watch that movie series for ages! Now I have to! I need to know more about this assbanging.

Well look at us getting everyone’s attention with words like “assbanging”.

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Whoa… are you a MAGA?

This is fascinating. Like spotting a rare bird. I haven’t seen one of you in weeks, is what I mean. I’ve been taking a break from mainstream social media, you see…

Anyway, what’s it like having to ask strangers on the bus to read you the newspaper?

Must be nice

It’s almost like this law was made to preserve the Meta monopoly. Starting a social media platform just got more expensive and complicated.

Are you saying that I am NOT the smartest person in the world?! That is news to me!

You had no idea what you were doing and somehow you still won

The way ChatGPT pretends to be a person is so gross.