Bingo

Pretty sure this is the plot of a dystopian Doctor Who episode. Two actually, thinking about it.

They have already started letting transphobic journalists harass people without consequence. They are repeatedly unbanning Jesse Singal. Its already enshittified.

You need to be rooted but this should do the trick using Magisk.

If you want to add all the Windows fonts, if you are on Arch just use this PKGBUILD and build it inside an Arch distrobox if you are on anything else. Just extract the fonts from the generated tar.zst file.

EDIT: Forgot to add the link (oops)

Sounds like competition between different brands manufacturers of receiver. The press release claimed customers had requested it to return the favour of other manufacturers doing the same to them. Wild.

My ISP recently gave us notice of an extended period of planned downtime so I already gave this some thought.

yt-dlp is a godsend, especially if you reduce the quality. I just set it going on an old playlist for some YouTubers I enjoy. You can find a lot of old comedy on YouTube too which tends to be in playlists.

Other than that, none of classic Doctor Who is HD so doesn’t take up too much space. BBC iPlayer works with yt-dlp too with the right settings.