“It invited my CEO to discuss my ‘concerning pattern of 3 AM TikTok sessions,’” reported marketing manager Jessica Wu. “Then it started sending my screen time reports to my mother with the subject line ‘Wellness Accountability Partnership Update.’”

Lulz

The unbelievable part is that THEY would bother using actual flying drones to manufacture an emergency. Deepfake videos and bot armies to spread them are too easy.

I dont think this is true.

Obvious troll is obvious

Since the democratic party has become arguably centered instead of left, its natural that a new left leaning party should become mainstream

iirc the actual cause of the crash was a complete lack of barricades leading to the bridge, because India.

Seems like theres some widespread DNS problems again today

Your mom is a funicular railway

TIL ice boxes were often called refrigerators long before electric refrigerators were common

It is what it is

We can simply harvest stem cells from the lowest status minorities in the deportation camps

Cars put horses out of business but the economy adapted