My wife is a worker’s comp adjuster so DM me if you have any questions or concerns about the process and I’ll relay it to her

An underage weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry, I can’t serve you alcohol, you’re too young”. The weasel replies that’s ok, I’ll drink something else. The bartender says “well I have water, soda pop, and cranberry juice, what’ll it be?”

“Pop!” goes the weasel

Have you looked into donation chains? Often a ton of people who are willing to donate to somebody but can’t will queue up and wait until a compatible match enters the queue and potentially set off a chain reaction of donations.