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Cake day: May 5th, 2024

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  • Tone down social media use and do a little prepping. Learn how to use mylar bags and properly store away rice, beans, lentils, pastas, etc.

    Prep as if the internet is going down for a prolonged time, maybe even electricity in general.

    You can stress about things after you’ve gotten your shit together for a prolonged emergency.

    Understand that this isn’t the end of the world, just the end of the world as we know it. Humans are notoriously lazy and selfish, it will take a worldwide calamity before we get our collective shit together and do what’s right.

    The people in charge have failed us for their own selfish interests. There’s nothing else to do except prep and make a better tomorrow.







    1. A pallet of tissues for when their spouse and entire family disowns them.

    2. A good lawyer to defend them when they lash out and commit various crimes.

    3. A little American flag to wave patriotically as they destroy this country.

    4. A wheelbarrow to carry all of your cash to the grocery store as inflation is about to explode.

    5. Solar panels, compost pile, and an outhouse because basic infrastructure like electricity, plumbing, and waste removal are at risk of budget cuts and mismanagement.

    6. A tutor for the children as education is getting deep cuts soon.

    7. A good therapist to help work through all of that cognitive dissonance.

    8. A bicycle as the price of gas will skyrocket.

    9. A standard dictionary as basic terms and concepts elude them.

    10. A back brace as you’re going to have to pick your own crops from now on.