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TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyztoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•Data center fees trickling down to citizensEnglish
352·3 days agoYou’re paying thrice:
1: With your spare time in which you give advice on forums and maintain Wikipedia pages. This information is getting slurped up by AI crawlers.
2: Implicitly with your money, to get some new AI doodad on your laptop or your phone, trained on 1.
3: See meme.And that’s why billionaires exists.
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aww@lemmy.world•The stoat (Mustela erminea) is a ferocious, highly active mammal in the weasel familyEnglish
2·15 days agoThe other rabbits seem weirdly indifferent to what’s going on.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Surviving a heatwave : Prison Edition
22·17 days agoBreaking the windows might be a nice little side effect when you are doing time.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Surviving a heatwave : Prison Edition
1·17 days agoBirds actually hate it. It blinds them. They’ll shit all over your window.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Does Lemmy feel hostile and/or insular to you?
151·17 days agoHostile? Yes, in the sense of purity spirals spiralling. Sometimes.
Insular? Maybe, but I already know I live in a bubble.
And then there are communities on Lemmy which feel both hostile and insular to me, like the one with “cars” in its name…
We had something kinda similar at my last workplace.
A guy, “Bob”, with the worst attitude you’ll ever come across. Total nightmare. Multiple times on any given day, he’d put down and even threaten people or rat them out to their bosses if some tiny little detail didn’t go the way he liked it. When said bosses reacted indifferently, he’d full on stalk people before and after work to have a go at them. For this and only this purpose, he even drove to a guy’s house several towns over.
At last, he got reprimanded (kinda rare in Europe) and was fired (even more rare) within a few months. And only because that specific company was generally very intolerant of this sort of behavior.
For a long time after this whole ordeal, if somebody displayed a bad attitude at work, we’d say: “Hey, look, he’s pulling a Bob.”
TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyztoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•Prediction vs RealityEnglish
7·19 days agoNaaah. Get your lazy asses back to the office… so its market value doesn’t decrease.
Also, no wind turbines or any such humbug in our neighborhood… so we can keep increasing rents. Which we, the boomers, decided ourselves, through collective hypnosis. Also, what’s with this freeloader mentality? Imagine if any of the hoi-polloi could simply use wind and sun. Like, for themselves.
People leaving the kitchen door open during/ after cooking, or the toilet door after having taken a dump, especially if the toilet has no window or active ventilation.
I mean, I get that some people have little sense of smell, but I can’t stand to have any odor in any room it has no business of being.
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Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•President Trump's arrival at VersaillesEnglish
5·25 days agoThey should have had Imperial March playing in the background.
TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyztoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•Rise and Grind folks buying their CEO a new summer houseEnglish
64·30 days agoWhen my huge, multinational company announced one year of total grind for everyone, they said there would be rewards to make up for it.
Fast forward one year and the #1 top performer received… a diner with the CEO. And nothing else.
I wish I was joking.
Wow! There’s an emoji for everything.
What a time to be alive.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•I am extremely fatigued with the constant negativity
6·1 month agoDickbutt? Loss? Come on, there must be something hiding in there…
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linuxmemes@lemmy.world•bye bye processes, you go sleep ***now*** :)))
2·1 month agoMeanwile MorphOS booting up and shutting down: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIgybl6LfqU
The jingle at the start is the Mac’s own. The shutdown is so fast, you’ll miss it if you blink. No services, no demons or whatever.
(That was 2013. I’d argue it starts up even faster now.)
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•A warning from Norm Macdonald
2·1 month agoSomebody once told me…








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