Your nails need shaving?

Bonus points, if your partner is into that: Drinking green tea regularly makes your dick taste reeeally tangy.
Or so I was told.

Coolest thing I’ve seen in an eternity.
Thank you so much for making this happen.

I guess some people really like giant roosters… and eggs.

That’s really impressive.
Not as good as pegging, though.

It’s going to fly over a lot of people’s heads.

It’s an NGO.
Not just anybody can get an .eu domain to start with, so I figure some vetting has already been done.

I guess the dog lady near the end is supposed to be vdL, then?!
EDIT: Nevermind, it has to be Takaichi.

I had a first suspicion when about 14 s in, two of the squid’s arms fused.

In this room with two dicks, I’m not the one with two holes…

Job ads.
To hell with all the bullshitting.

The EU managed to have about 97% tire recovery, so why should the US not be capable of it as well?

Its central location means you share borders with eight neighbouring countries, making it effortless to cross into new cultures within just a few hours.

Oh, you are right. I never even noticed. Germany has 9, and I used to think that’s a lot.
So I guess both AT and DE play in the same league as MUCH larger countries, like BR, CN or RU, in terms of connectivity.

Hmm, I don’t know. Vatican?
Come on, give us a clue, please.

That’s a very specific answer.
How often did he do this to you before you figured it out?

People sometimes focus on the bad things way too much. At my company, we just had elections for our work council*. Not many other countries, especially outside of Europe, make it possible for you to regularly elect a part of your management, let alone enshrine this right in their constitutions. And the council finished a LOT of projects to improve working conditions in the past few years, and more is to come.
Anything else? I’m about to leave and go to the park, so in short: The weather is splendid today, and despite living in a very dense and exciting area right in the heart of Europe, the good and continuously improving environmental regulations - including noise management - make me not even mind the busy highway nearby too much.

* Betriebsrat

From 2021, to be exact.

“I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that.”

Same as with dating sites.
Help us and flag fake users ^{that we planted} so we can “improve our services” ^{and screw you out of your money even harder}

So… about that Peace Prize…