

Ok will do, I admit I only ever do this for myself!


Ok will do, I admit I only ever do this for myself!
I’m starting to think this Trump fella might be bit of a cunt.
By this logic surely his real name is Mike Tython?


Sounds odd, but i love the smell of the stems. To me they smell more of tomato’s than the actual fruit itself so I just blend it in! Personally never had an issue.


Do everything in the first paragraph in the nicely detailed guide by Zeppo, then instead put the tomatoes whole into a blender, (even the stalks fuck it, coz they’re filled with goodness) chuck some tomato paste, a little vinegar some sugar, water and pepper and blend the fuck out of it. I like lots paprika in mine. When putting it in the pan cook for as long and slow as possible. At least an hour if you can spare the time. Plum tinned tomatoes are probably the best, but i know you asked about fresh.


In San Andreas there is a secret massive black dildo weapon you could beat people with.


Someone played too much GTA San Andreas


Amazing. This is hilariously good work. Other than the obvious this will in no way affect sales and it will still make an absolute killing.


US continuing this weird obsession with moving back to the 1950s.
“I’m Donald Trumps penis and I endorse this message”. IYKYK


Bloody finally. Now we can all rest sound of mind till 2030 when he retires from F1.


Coming to a high open window near you!
Hello Tunic fan!
Helldivers. Not sure if fucked or not. I’ll err on the side of fucked.


Well, he does have big shoes to fill.


I present to you…the French.


Usable quantum computing will annihilate the need for these data centres. They’ll be defunct within a decade. The earth will be worse off and the money laundering that they provide will move elsewhere. Fuck this timeline.


Soon to be found below an open window.


I personally feel as the Ukraine conflict drags on Russia will throw a hail Mary, get its ass completely kicked and Putin either tops himself or is off’d by his own.
I am inclined to agree with Hamilton, but I dont think he would have been able to have opened enough of a gap to jump ahead of Russell when pitting. Charles only slowed him down for a lap at most. What screwed Hamilton was the VSC at the end.