Hiding

Riding!

What a shithole. You all deserve better.

“Intercepts”

Steals

May I introduce you to rule 34? As interested in Spawning fish? Mermaids my dude. Plus that Japanese Octopus stuff. There is no limit to the depths of our desires.

I’m sure the Japanese have a word for fish porn. I just don’t want to know what it is and I’m too scared to search.

But we also have Fèves au lard as classic french Canadian cooking and Pain de Maïs as a recomended side.

Work? Sober?

Hey baby. I won an award for being a freak in the sheets.

I made a shitpost based on star trek for a laugh.

I think any assumption of Aliens would be a mistake.

Maybe my aspirational alien sex party is an unintentional horror show where they want to have sex with us via cellular absorption and DNA fusion followed by a binary fision phase resulting in hybridization of both partners then cloning of the hybrids into an unknown number of offspring.

New kink unlocked. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

True. There is amazing diversity with and amongst species.

Groovy baby!

…and porn.

Perhaps. But the assumption that Aliens would find us perverted implies that this attitude is the normal one when prudism is the freakshow. Every media technology from cave painting to the internet and everything in between has been co-opted if not dominated by porn.

♫ ♪ ♬ One trillion bottles of beer on the wall, one trillion bottles of beer,

you take one down pass it around nine-hundred and ninety-nine billion nine-hundred and ninety-nine million nine-hundred and ninety-nine thousand nine-hundred and ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall.

nine-hundred and ninety-nine billion nine-hundred and ninety-nine million nine-hundred and ninety-nine thousand nine-hundred and ninety-nine bottles of beer onn the wall. Nine-hundred and ninety-nine billion nine-hundred and ninety-nine million nine-hundred and ninety-nine thousand nine-hundred and ninety-nine bottles of beer, you take one down pass it around…

Porn is great. We are sexual beings. Your shame is unwarranted.

Also what makes you think aliens aren’t interested in our fertility rituals. As captain kirk taught us, knocking boots with aliens is awesome.

I hope they are on their way to us now for an interstellar booty call. Better yet, I hope they are covertly here now on a genetic exchange program.

Edit: You know all those weird sex ads in the back pages of alternative magazines. Aliens among us maybe??

Edit 2: To the people downvoting this, this is exactly why you don’t get invited to better parties - especially alien sexy parties.

You have no rep.

I love that band! Wait, no. I was mistaking it for Einstürzende Neubauten.

Congrats?

If Americans were capable of learning from history, they wouldn’t have elected Trump and the GOP would be in Prison.