- 267 Posts
- 145 Comments
Tug@lemmy.worldOPto
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•Our neighbor gifted us a willow tree with the idea that someday it'll be nice to sit under. In return I gave them a maple with the same idea...English
18·1 day agoYou’re throwing a lot of shade, maybe yew need a hug?
Yep, the phone strikes again. Thanks
Tug@lemmy.worldOPto
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•What do you call a dinosaur that's read Wuthering Heights?English
6·1 month agoThanks, my phone didn’t like it either
Tug@lemmy.worldOPto
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•What do you call a dinosaur that's read Wuthering Heights?English
15·1 month agoThis one hurt to type, so we suffer together
Tug@lemmy.worldOPto
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•Did you know that nature is so resourceful....English
7·1 month agoFor the most part, yes.
Tug@lemmy.worldOPto
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•What do you call a pizza with just peppers on it?English
4·1 month agoThat’s very good! Well done
Tug@lemmy.worldOPto
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•Why did the baker make unleavened bread?English
4·2 months agoWhy would an electrician use yeast, I’d be…shocked if they did
So, what’s your preferred Linux distribution and why is it Mint?
Tug@lemmy.worldOPto
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•I did my first nude painting the other day...English
10·2 months agoRisky click of the day
Tug@lemmy.worldOPto
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•I did my first nude painting the other day...English
11·2 months agoSorry I’m late, was super busy at work today.
Tug@lemmy.worldOPto
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•I called the library to make a reservation yesterday and they said "No".....English
22·2 months agoIt’s true, you can go check it out for your shelf…
I had to scroll way too far to find the Expanse.
It’s too bad the didn’t make a second season of Altered Carbon, nope, no second season at all.
Tug@lemmy.worldOPto
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•I'm reading a book about sandpaper....English
2·2 months agoShouldn’t you be on lemmygrad.ml comrade?
Tug@lemmy.worldOPto
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•I keep reading the Lord of the Rings trilogy over and over. My wife says I'm addicted....English
3·2 months agoNot even those Underhills?
Tug@lemmy.worldOPto
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•Where's the best place in Canada to see Bigfoot?English
1·2 months agoI haven’t seen TPB so I had to Google that.
Tug@lemmy.worldto
NBA@lemmy.world•NBA Finals Game Thread - Game 2: Knicks vs. SpursEnglish
1·3 months agoBrunson needs to sit down for a few
Tug@lemmy.worldOPto
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•I met a genie and he granted me 1 wish. I said "I wish I could be you". He replied...English
4·3 months agoMake up joke to atone for the repost.


The residents of the greater Boston area have an accent when -ar is pronounced -ah. So a car is a cah.