Does anyone else have a hard time watching all the flops from SGA? It’s terrible to watch
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It was an expected risk, posting a joke in a language I don’t sprechen.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Anything you want be he won’t come.
What do you call a cow that had an abortion?
De-calfinated
Wemby is unreal
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Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•I invented a thought controlled air freshener...English
9·16 days agoAt least Lemmy lets you edit that, thanks!
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Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•I bought a new taser the other day but discovered I was holding it wrong.....English
8·19 days agoI was too
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Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•Remember when using Botox was kind of taboo?English
6·2 months agoFor sure, it makes one stop and think if you’re intentionally injection anything with “Toxin” in the name into your face
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Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•Did you see the movie about rivers and waterfalls?English
2·2 months agoThey want No Scrubs
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Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?English
3·2 months agoLike you need a excuse
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Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•I was going to slow cook some alligator yesterday....English
4·3 months ago
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Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•I just learned the other day that Albert Einstein was a real person!English
1·3 months agoThis is the level of autism we come to Lemmy for.
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Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•I have a friend who's addicted to drinking brake fluid....English
1·3 months agoWho? Never heard of them, but whoever I stole the joke from may have
Sooo, like eye roll, a light snort out of your nose or a sensible chuckle?
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Alternative Nation: The Fediverse's Alternative and Indie Music Community@lemmy.world•Public Image Limited - This Is Not A Love Song (1984)
2·3 months agoNothing makes reach to change what I’m listening to faster than this song.
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Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•Did I ever tell you all the story about mushroom hunting? It's pretty long but....English
5·3 months agoI don’t disagree, but I knew it would pop up in the comments and wanted to preempt it
I did not, do you have a link? I’m always looking to score another source
Well, Maye is showing his inability to hold on to the ball yet again


If Germans are not fun at parties, explain this: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTs6R1AseXg&pp=ygULZ2lnYW50b2JhbGw%3D