Fine, but only children or people of wrong religion.

No, U.

Usually not, but occasionally yes, and that’s when the fawn has to be shot as well.

Men feel things not feelings.

China 😂

I guess it’s easy to keep your prison population low when people are “disappeared” and the CCP always fudges their numbers.

Don’t lose too many of those social credits or you might find an execution van parked outside one day.

My bones are not weak, they can take it.

This is usually a tell for me that I’m dreaming. I frequently try to check the time only to find that it doesn’t make any sense.

hey, I mean, it is YOUR daughter…

Well maybe he should finish his damn meal then.

I feel like $16 would have been closer to the average price.

I forgot this used to be the way. These days I think I’d be a little grossed out by the public headphones but I loved sitting in the store and skimming through albums before purchasing them.

It’s an isopod!

Thanks!