‘Born to shit, forced to wipe.’

The opposite of this is being that one kid in your kindergarten that completely drops trow at the urinal.

Eh, they got to see the thousands of other stars that are now obscured by light/atmospheric pollution.

I imagine anyone trying to extract intelligence from that weird guy would end up less informed than before.

I want the milkman to deliver my milk… in the myorning.

To be fair, a guy would need to be over 6" to make it past her thigh folds.

Whatever.

Go to Abercrombie and buy another polo shirt, conformist. /S

Oooh! Free vendetta ghosts!

I top my mac and cheese up with tonic and finish it with a float of St. Germaine.

Possibly dumb question: Does salmon taste different when eaten before and after spawning?

Interesting. Years ago before I quit I rolled my own and the best lose tobacco I could find in the States was Dutch.

Funny how things change.

I actually noped out of a potential roommate situation when I saw 20 pairs of shoes on the stairs leading to the apartments front door.

The bidet is the Swiss army knife of the bathroom.