“update your drivers and run windows update”

Because they’re ugly, bulky and inconvenient as fuck.

Well, not really. The cosmic microwave background radiation was a tiny fraction of that noise. What everyone saw was mostly thermal noise generated by the amplifier circuit inside the TV.

I was walking alone in an empty street during NYE when a random girl, who happened to come by, spread her arms and blocked my way in a playful manner.

She only let me pass once I cracked a smile.
It’s been well over a decade, but I still remember her face.

It was the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me.