I usually tend to be incredibly overly ambitious and land on something more reasonable.
I still want to get up north but that is a true and proper adventure for all the reasons you mentioned. It’s just going to take a lot of time and a lot of talking to a lot of different people. For the fires that means I’ll need multiple routes for each section, as well as bail out plans. I’ll get it sorted but it’s literally going to take me the 18ish mo, and even then who knows.
Sadly that’s not going to be BMW specific for much longer, they’re all taking a page out of that book. 2022 Hyundai, long story on how I managed to kill a single spark plug at 30k miles, but this time last year the part wasn’t listed anywhere. It was FORTY DOLLARS for a SINGLE plug from Hyundai. I’m sure there were alternates that would work but I wasn’t going to risk it over 40 bucks at that low mileage.