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Nyuk! Nyuk! Nyuk!

The March of time is relentless and unforgiving. But what about the April of time?

Mainstream news sites don’t write about this shit. Of course, we know why.

Sounds more like how the Bible was written

Exactly

Yeah, and after World War II, they nearly went out of business and took decades to recover the reputation.

Since I guess I have to spell it out: doing business with Nazis is bad for business.

Tusk should take a lesson from Volkswagen

Because they’re venomous.

The thing still bit him from time to time, though. But without the poison.

I once had a friend that had a defanged tarantula. It was an asshole. He had several spiders, actually, and they were all not very friendly creatures.

Some things should not be pets

I’m so glad I stopped eating fast food about 15 years ago when I knew it was terrible for me and made me feel like crap afterward. Watching everyone freak out about their exorbitant prices today just makes me feel very satisfied in my decision.

If it quacks like a duck and steps like a goose…

The true Turing test is understanding irony

For what it’s worth, that’s not so strange. Our sense of smell is inexorably linked to our sense of taste. That’s why you can often taste a smell if it’s strong enough.