I remember reading that not too long ago; which is why I know it’s definitely not a problem to celebrate the mossie that killed that terrible monster.

It’s ironic, because that robomofo sucks

Fun fact: Cromwell died from a mosquito bite during one of his campaigns in Ireland.

Dear Mosquitos, you know what to do.

committing Sudoku in shame

The Pillsbury Doughboy has a bit of a belly, it might be difficult to disembowel himself with a math puzzle.

The only thing that fat sack of old shit “feels” are victims of Epstein.

Literally.

RELEASE THE FILES, OCTOPEDO!!!

Does he get free electricity in return for kickbacks & bribes?

Technically, it’s vertical I guess

The horizontal 3d is fun, not many games use this.

They work. Two new Virtual Boy games in 2026. Weird.

Luckily for us all, the floor will literally be lava before any of us have to ever touch them or pry anything from their bodies.

Apple is kind of like Linux

By that, I mean neither of them pay you to constantly talk about their products like they are your entire personality

Thank you, I’m too drunk to argue with this nerd ;)

Flock off, mother flockers.

Axon is here to mother your fucks!!!

Also, If your motherboard installs something through a bios update, that has nothing to do with your OS. It comes before.

Android runs on Linux, wouldn’t you agree that Android is compromised?

Tanis & Brem at Bremerton & Beaverton, when the walls fell.

It’s baked into a ton of hardware updates these days. Trust me, in 5-10 years it’ll be a big deal if we don’t do something about it…like yesterday.

Also, OS doesn’t matter if it’s a bios update.

Heyo River!!