Sweet.

Makes me think of a wizard that would suddenly appear if you chose the wrong thing on a “choose your own adventure” book.

“The Wizard doesn’t like you, turn to page one”

In THIS book, I LIKE YOU (sorry to YELL!!)

Photo of what I’m playing today (as a reply to posting daily screenshots from games they are playing)

Day 001

Either way, this looks like something Rosie The Robot would use in the bedroom

I hadn’t heard of crosspoint. Looking at development, it seems like they add a lot every month. I like that. Amazing what a group of determined users can do to improve upon a thing companies should’ve done in the first place…

Yes KOReader, thank you. Kindle is (was) super easy to jailbreak, and I did it specifically for that program. I used to hate the default program. Hardly any customizations and ran horribly.

Eventually, EVERYTHING was car lanes

The parking spots and stoops of every croonin’ boomer

Lanes.

Lanes in bowling alleys and on Sally’s lawn.

So as when we went outside, we became driven on.

Life Pro Tip: Wear a truckload of these and help your local Flock cameras into a dumpster! They seek being thrashed and disregarded into a bin!

Kobo reader on my kindle was a move I definitely don’t regret.

It won’t be a revolution, it will be a mass exodus…as many of us have foreseen long ago.

As serious & terrible as it seems: pocketing rebates at the expense of their customers is pretty far down on the list of things they need to worry about.

Dead blokes, I reckon.

If the tree doesn’t get ya…nature, uhh… finds a way.

It’s called “The Trevor Moore Show”, for those who are curious.

The dust particles that endlessly entertain my feline friends whilst drifting gracefully in rays of sunshine are smarter than Joe.

I remember reading that not too long ago; which is why I know it’s definitely not a problem to celebrate the mossie that killed that terrible monster.

It’s ironic, because that robomofo sucks

Fun fact: Cromwell died from a mosquito bite during one of his campaigns in Ireland.

Dear Mosquitos, you know what to do.

committing Sudoku in shame

The Pillsbury Doughboy has a bit of a belly, it might be difficult to disembowel himself with a math puzzle.

The only thing that fat sack of old shit “feels” are victims of Epstein.

Literally.

RELEASE THE FILES, OCTOPEDO!!!

Does he get free electricity in return for kickbacks & bribes?