(Impossible)

Surely literally how gonk was originally conceived

Thanks I do my best 🙂‍↕️

The fact that private companies exist to sell water is clearly insane to be honest.

Trump hasn’t realised dick about shit

Guess that depends on how much you Philled ‘em up with McCannabis, and whether your stomach was fully stocked, port running on empty

It’s a newt

Pre-revolutionary French politics. The conservative royalist faction sat on the right of the king and the liberal faction sat on the left. It’s pretty stupid that we still use this terminology, not least because it lumps together political factions that are quite distinct but whatever. Been meaning to read up on this so feel free to add more if you know more than my cursory understanding of this topic.

O7

I always expect aesops fables to end with the explanatory post script you get in jataka tales but they never do.

I see I see. I like this version much better. Aesop can suck it.

O7

Is there a joke here I’m missing or is this just you know, what’s written on the page

*first floor windows don’t go nuts guys no way that lad is reaching all the way to the second floor

Oh look it’s a big scam no fucking way bro no fucking way the obvious scam is a massive scam holy shit 🫨

Thinking about it though, Ben quadrinaro is remarkably un-aerodynamic perhaps his massive face acted like a sort of air brake to slow the whole thing down

An excellent Star Wars day crossover x

Based take to be honest

I am a kind and generous bean

Depending on the version though they get along really well. The myth could be looked at as a story about how you don’t have to completely commit to being one type of person, but can instead foster parallel and functional lives. That’s presumably a super modern and inappropriate interpretation but whatever.