Okay so how big is this meteor then

Good news everyone!

So much of the promo for the Tim and Eric mandatory attendance world tour 2020 has come true it’s fucking insane, man

Wow actually a remarkably well camouflaged fellow

Righto - just make sure the front doesn’t fall off

AS SOON AS I BECAME AWARE OF THE WEAKNESS OF MY FLESH IT DISGUSTED ME

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nervously oils solenoids

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Like to be honest probably pretty safe to assume about half of what happens on the internet is just bots talking to other bots*

*editors note: the author is well aware of the optimism in the idea that only half of internet traffic is bots, but whatever

Yeah it looks formatted doesn’t it - word / hyphen / word / hyphen / number / lmao

Yeah it’s 100% astroturfed man fucking hell

Rip lol

Okay I got mashed by this one actually. Nevertheless, fuck the zuck

Okay, time for bed 🛌

Brown nose, brown shirt, the one tends to follow the other doesn’t it

I love how tintin doesn’t even have the time to start his sentence with ‘captain it’s the….’

Ask him something else let’s see how kwik his mafs is

MVP 🙏

Actually that’s wrong I was born in 1089 and I’m only 14 :3 xxx

Dead mark looking ready for his head transplant next I hear he’s going with a giant mosquito good luck to him to be honest

Ahh yes big rat-penis energy from dead mark 💀 🐀