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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

Call me on my telefoon

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Call me on my telefoon

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org
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    Telefoon dood, wat nou?

    Notities

    What’s wrong with tities?!

  • ramenshaman@lemmy.world
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    tities > notities

  • perishthethought@lemm.ee
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    Our Dutch lemming friends rn:

    https://i.imgflip.com/8uldwf.jpg

    • Skullgrid@lemmy.world
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      more like :

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        • Skullgrid@lemmy.world
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          image description : a dutch person standing in a flat field with two windmills in the background. he is holding a dutch flag and has on a tricorner hat and similar era clothing.

          dutch text : wanneer je “Gekoloniseerd” Maar het is een nederlandse sub

          • casmael@lemm.ee
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            1 year ago

            🙏

          • TheOakTree@lemm.ee
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            1 year ago

            Kokosnoot

    • Mrb2@lemmy.world
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      As a Dutch person, I can confirm

  • niktemadur@lemmy.world
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    PANIEK

  • glimse@lemmy.world
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    Why does Foto’s have an apostrophe?

    • ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de
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      I’m not an expert but probably because it’s Dutch

    • nukul4r@feddit.de
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      Plural of words ending with a vowel (except “e”) uses the apostrophe.

      • SanderTuit@lemmy.world
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        Only if it’s a short ‘e’, if the pronunciation is long, you do use an apostrophe.

      • glimse@lemmy.world
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        Gotcha, makes sense

    • Thekingoflorda@lemmy.world
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      Niet omdat het moet, maar omdat het kan

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        100 hours learning Dutch in duolingo and I still had to go look this up. /smh

        Don’t let it go, but let it go

        Is that about right?

        • Cabslock@lemmy.world
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          No, it roughly translates to

          Not because i have to, but because I can

          • Scribbd@feddit.nl
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            And the intonation matches: doing stuff for the fun of it.

          • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world
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            Why nut?

        • Nicoleism101@lemm.ee
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          Fuck duolingo, if I ever see that bird again I am going to jail for animal abuse

        • Thekingoflorda@lemmy.world
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          They don’t give you the fun local saying we have here.

          • LucasWaffyWaf@lemmy.world
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            I think my favorite one my Dutch buddy told me about was “Helaas pindakaas.” If not that, I also love the insult “droplul.”

      • johsny@lemmy.world
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        Nie omdat ek moet, maar omdat ek kan.

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    Show me them notities

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    Remember notities.

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      1 month from now…

      Expectation:

      “Haha notiddies. Man, what a meme that was!”

      Reality:

      Me not remembering ever seeing this post in my life.

      • Nightwatch Admin@feddit.nl
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        Hier ben ik dan, 1 maand later. Notities?

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    Hitler so dood.

  • Vinny_93@lemmy.world
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    Lekker met de instellingen klooien

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      I only know that lekker means cool in Afrikaans and that Afrikaans is very close to Dutch. I’m not versed enough to know if this sentence is in Afrikaans or Dutch.

      I also know that “the” is “die” in Afrikaans. Because I saw a book called “die bible” on someone’s table and thought it was a way cooler book than it was. With the “de” I’m back to thinking Dutch?

      • smeg@feddit.uk
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        DIE BART DIE

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        “Lekker” actually means tasty in Dutch, however it can be used as “enjoyable” or something in this context, kind of weird actually

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          In Afrikaans it’s like calling something “rad” or “cool”. Like “lekker mate” when someone asks how you are.

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            Yeah, I think rad might be a decent translation in Dutch aswell

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        It’s dutch yeah

        • moistclump@lemmy.world
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          Neat

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    I wish the Dutch were real 😔

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    R E K E N M A C H I N E

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      Sounds like a southerner’s word for a calculator.

      “Two times three? I reken that’s a five.”

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