They should do the same thing with Ghost Busters!

And yet it got posted and upvoted here. Guess we’re not much smarter

There’s another comic that does it all the time, a caricature says something stupid just so the protagonist (another self-insert, go figure) can declare a popular opinion. Sometimes, another character will even comment on how smart they are lol

It’s definitely cheaper but it being easier is debatable. It takes wayyyy more effort to shave 90 times than to make a stop after work to sit for 20 minutes.

And I made it pretty clear I wasn’t talking about vanity. I just don’t love having to put a sharp blade to my head first thing every morning for it to not look like a crackhead.

People always say this but, even putting aesthetics aside, I’d choose a full head of hair any day.

You talk about the speed of shaving but don’t say you have to do it every day or it looks like shiiiit. I used to go 2-3 months between haircuts and they cost $20+tip

Wow incredible suggestion, surely this is what OP was looking for. Thank you.

This is so…unimpressive?

Spouse sounds dumb.

What corporation calls their employees partners?

Oooh amazing, guess I don’t need to find a new app after all

Those “know your rights” videos are exactly what came to mind. Not only is it unnecessarily combative, you’re showing your whole hand.

Knowing your rights is important. Telling someone you know your rights when they’re not pressing you to abandon them is something else.

I guess if you consider silently scrolling through variations on the same dozen jokes over and over a form of exploration…

It’s a bit ironic when meme culture cluttered and homogenized the internet

None of these Trump posts are oniony headlines

C’mon man don’t spread bait around here

Is everyone upvoting this just because it’s funny? It doesn’t read like an onion headline at all

Haha if you want a real example, I recently blocked a makeup fetish and a furry feet community.

Maybe I’ll check it out again. I switched while the dev was MIA.

I got weirdly emotional the other day reading about Yellowstone and thinking about what people must have thought when they stumbled on Old Faithful.

Had they ever seen anything like that? Probably didn’t even know what it was. Even if they were a first generation American, it’s not like Europe is covered in geysers.

I got kinda sad knowing that every major natural feature on earth has already been discovered. I know that’s hyperbolic but…the bottom of the ocean isn’t something a normal person will ever see.

This product is a bit of a parody. The free/paid tier is mocking grammarly

I hate that when the world thinks of the US, they think of these 2A freaks. I get why it happens but I still hate it.

The one thing I’ll push back on is your last point. Pretty much no one is afraid of getting shot. Gun violence IS an issue but it’s not affecting 99.9% of people

Yeah, so…this whole comment chain is about how people like that make shitty coworkers. You don’t get to switch it up, exaggerate, and be like “well actually I was talking about this other thing the whole time”

Catch you in another thread, I think we’re good here

Forgive me, I thought you were the guy I’ve been arguing with who has been throwing insults toward people willing to help.

But still, saying no to helping a coworker for 2 minutes is not the same thing as setting a work/life boundary in the slightest. No one in this thread is arguing for overtime.