I guess the guy didn’t realize he’s talking to literally Goku.

Shit, these weather control machines are actually everywhere.

Plus, no summer day is brighter than a clear winter day with snow on the ground.

He’s still supporting Trump and Vance, so I guess this is a tacit admission that explicitly provoking racist violence directed at the constituents he “serves” isn’t a dealbreaker for him.

Imagine, in the year of our lord 2024, not recognizing the noble whale shark as the peak of sharkitude.

Does anyone else think hammerhead sharks have been… maybe a little too quiet?

I’m wondering, now… Does Gimli say the word “Legolas” even once in the movies?

Cockgoblin was always a favorite of mine. It’s just so fun to say.

But then all this gazelle meat will just go to waste.

I see what you dad there.

I was gonna say checking reflexes is a neurology thing, before I realized that was the joke.

Mermen, murdering geologists… Is there anything glumshoe isn’t an expert in?

It’s a different one every playthrough. Usually I beat Lady Maria on the first try but last time it took 5 or 6. Semi-related, chalice dungeon Rom is consistently pretty tough and I’m not sure why.

We have always been at war with Eastasia Croatia

But then we’d have to deal with the savage barbarism of writing it with the day before the month.

So glad I’m not a ginger so I can consume them it without it being weird.

Wait for inflation to kick in.

Good ole coconut island.

How incompetent do you have to be to get in trouble for bribing politicians in this country? Those politicians worked so hard to make certain forms of bribery legal. I get why they’re upset.

Til you get there and find out a time traveler from further in the future already came back to before you arrived so Franklin turns you down because he’s already done someone who hadn’t been born yet and it’s not exciting anymore.