‘wank clown’ is crimininaly under utilised.
Fucking libnozzle.
We are sleeping on lib goblin
Shut up, dirt hat!
Trust a wank clown to call someone a dirt hat.
This is survivorship bias. You can’t look at the chart for low-use curses. You have to look for what isn’t there, you rhino flossers.
I’m looking for the lighter squares for more innovative-sounding ones. Like Trump Goblin and Scum Wit
Wank clown
Look here bum boy
There are some that are just unusable. I mean, dirthat and dirttard? Who are you going to say that to? Butting into the gardening comms like:
Look here all you dirttards! Man made structures are the best! I see dirthats sayin’ shit like “plants are helpful to the environment! They’re tasty!” BUT NOT AS GOOD AS MAN MADE FOOD! Why don’t you go bury yourselves, you pathetic dirtwit!
lib sucker
trump nozzle
wank sucker
lib nozzleWank sucker is not used enough
I’ll choose my own insults, thank you very much, ya big cheese licker. You’re such a lib nozzle. My nana thinks you stole her tweezers. She may have just put them in the knife drawer like last time, but it shows you’re untrustworthy - she’s a great judge of character when she’s more lucid. Wank sucker.
I feel genuinely offended by your crude language. Bravo!
Ya cum-lord
Seems to be missing “hole,” “canoe,” and “whistle.”
Bucket
I’m going to become a champion for the lesser curses, like ‘wankclown’.
Edit: getting replied to by a load of scumwits. disgraceful behaviour
Trump goblin
“Dirthat” has some potential
A few of my favourites that haven’t been called out in the comments yet:
- bumsucker
- assass
- scumstick
- dogboy
- poophat
- pissshit
- wankbag
- dirtclown
tbh i’m a bit of a dirtclown, but i have a friend who is a proper wankbag.
One of my friends always used to say well I’m going to go take a shitpiss.
dogboy
How are dogboys an insult? Woof woof!
assass
Makes me doubt the whole chart. Who is using this ever?
Maybe it’s picking up words like “assassin” unintentionally
wanksucker is definitely too light, that seems like a great combo
Once again demonstrating the versatility of “fuck”.
Ya’ll need to start calling people dirt-hats
Cockgoblin was always a favorite of mine. It’s just so fun to say.
Knobgoblin nicely rolls off the tongue
Can we just appreciate that Trump made it into the data.
Imma need a screen shot of someone on reddit having posted “dipboy”.
OP delivered
Poor ‘dipstick’ being so high on the list. I wonder how often it’s actually used as a pejorative vs the tool being mentioned in car subreddits.
The fact Cunt is not on this list……… the Australians are gonna be pissed
I wonder what words they’ll use to express that anger.
Easy “pussy ass, cum guzzing, fucking ass, cunts” and I will throw in a fucking wanker; you twat
