After her third trip to the ICU for her boyfriend’s fractured pelvis, Lei Ming wondered if there was something she was doing wrong.

“He must be speaking that afro language.”

Buy a lot of fertilizer, break into the set of The Apprentice.

Cool.

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Weird, because I surely installed windows 10 before that date, turned off the search bar, and have definitely installed that update, but the search bar never popped back up for me. Maybe I’m just lucky.

I’m not sure how you messed up, because this has never happened to me, and I stay up to date.

“It’s Ok, Mike, it’s gonna be OK,” Mike, the Polar Bear, thought to himself as he looked over the newly frozen stream. “You just gotta do it. Steve was full of shit. Your dick isn’t going to freeze and break off, he was being an asshole… Just lay down like you learned and drag yourself across the ice. You can do it.”

Mittens regretted the second helping of wet food the moment the crowd yelled “Surprise!”.

When Brad told the genie he wished more people liked him, he didn’t anticipate being turned into a cat. On the bright side, two beers are more than enough to get him fucked up, and belly rubs are awesome.

Even from a young age, Jimmy always knew he wanted to be a cat turd.

That fucking kid with the green tunic is back!

All of these people are scheming something comically devious.

You’d have to self-host anything you want to have up “forever”, and that hosting would have to continue after your death by whatever means you set up. In reality what you’d want to do if you want to preserve your digital life is create physical back-ups of it so that family or friends can revisit it after you are gone. If everything is up on the web, and that’s it, then it will all be deleted as soon as the money stops coming in to whomever is hosting it.

The same goes for your email, though to a lesser extent. If you have a gmail account, I believe there was a kerfuffle about them deleting untouched accounts a few years ago, and I don’t know if they ever did or not, but your account with whomever you use will persist until such time as they deem it not to.

Fancy memes

The YouTube channel for the zoo has a lot of videos of them taking the animals around to do stuff like this. It’s my zen channel.

https://youtube.com/@oregonzoo

Is this the Amber Alert I got yesterday? Holy shit. I’m glad the kid is OK.

Splitting the difference, then.

E

I saw Motion City Soundtrack when they were supporting the release of their first album. Their keyboardist spent more time in the air than on the ground. He was on another level. The show was killer. So much enthusiasm, so much passion, and when it was over they came into the audience and talked with us and hung out while Story of the Year did their set. It was one of the most “real” experiences I’ve had a show. Not some fever dream of energy and strobe lights. Just connecting with the artist afterwards and seeing that they are real people, too. I’ve never forgotten it.

I just looked at when that album released. 20 years ago. Goddamn.