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bunch lot

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Maybe we should enact a national “Don’t say Louisiana” law, and see how people from the region formerly known as L***s***a like it. We’ll call ‘em “regionians”, or maybe “areans”.

And I’m not Syndrome.

You could become Syndrome!

Those were your camping crocs till I walked in with my girl. 😌Checkmate.

The brain worms made him do it

”AMERICA’S FAVORITE INTERNAL COLLABORATION”

Don’t repeat this to some fanatic MAGAs or they could start doing crazy shit.

They could start doing crazy shit?

The point of UBI is that it has no stipulations. It’s guaranteed no matter what.

Crusters are really looking to experience a violent revolution, huh. I wonder what the straw will be that finally breaks the backs of us poors.

It’s nothing a nail file can’t solve

Mathematicians: they don’t think biology be like that, but it do

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Easily the best version of the original meme.

I feel seen

Skydivers fall down vertically and planes fly horizontally. So either the plane is dropping like a stone with the skydiver, or the skydiver is actually flying horizontally along with the plane.

Ope, just gonna sneak right past there, eh, don’t mind me

“Ope, lemme sneak right past ya there, eh.”

lol nope

You can’t tell me that the planets all moving around and shit didn’t have anything at all to do with me drinking, then driving and catching a DUI. Well you could, and you’d be right, but that’s beside the point.