I waited on Jimmy Supafly Snuka once. This was in the '90s, and he was way past his performing years, but you wouldn’t know it and I think he didn’t know it.

He acted like an immensely entitled ass that night. I waited on him because he was harassing the girls and they were done. He, surprisingly, did not invite me back to his hotel room.

I hope it wasn’t indicative of the kind of person he was. No, no tip.

I was sure it was Cpq, especially after the Tandem thing. But HP bought them AFTER Cpq got tandem, and it could be them. But HP would never have that kind of badging on a system.

No concrete clue.

We fired those after Y2K. And now we suffer.

Mom?

Chances are they won’t be oxygen breathers anyway.