Shouldn’t it be “everybody: <blank>” then?

Nobody: <blank> means that everyone has some feelings about it.

If it’s Nobody and the second line applying to the same thing then the nobody part is false, because the second bit implies that at least one person feels that way.

I just don’t get it, logically.

I really hate that “no one:” shit, it often doesn’t make any sense to me.

Not that I’m sticking up for T-mo, but how is that crazy? I have a grandfathered plan with discounts and it was $100 a month (taxes & fees included) for 2 people years ago, and it was the cheapest of the major carriers.