“We are going to curbstomp the last useful bits and then do a Mexican hat dance on the remnants. I’m taking Subotai levels of lightning devastation to our brand. I guarantee you will all fucking hate it.”

Duck and cover was supposed to reduce casualties in the relative outer regions of the blast damage area (which are by far the largest).

Ditto. 😄

Exactly zero fucks are given about long term profit.

If any company cared about long term profit they wouldn’t be destroying the ecosystem.