Everyone knows declaring victory now means we can say the election was stolen the second a state doesn’t go our way

Gotta make sure you record those 500 steps between the limo and McDonald’s when you’re on active duty.

“Alright” is my favorite track off that album. Excellent fuck music.

Like Matlab would give a fuck about anyone’s feelings

Either Avogado was monstrously ugly or he didn’t pay his portrait artist enough…

Gonna call bullshit, only 1 in 20 high school seniors were straight edge in the early 80s?

You mean she does…

You no-a like-a the shoe? Mama Mia!

It’s pretty obvious, it’s too bad the downvoters deny their own lying eyes.

Berlin’s network shape is unfortunately reminiscent of a swastika…

Teddy Roosevelt, the beach hiking thing

500 years seems quite short if it happened naturally

My only other thought besides destroying it: maybe gift it to a theater so it can be used as a prop? There are plays that focus on nazis/neo-nazis (e.g. The Producers) so maybe they could get some use out of it?

Either people didn’t know how to draw back then, or Avogado was monstrously ugly…

Interesting, they were “sub critical” tests. I mean that really shouldn’t count…puts them on par with actual detonations (which Russia is clearly prepping to do soon with tactical nukes).

You know, a bunch of rich, mostly Jewish billionaires bribing government officials to use the police force on normal citizens isn’t a particularly good look. Playing hard into some right wing talking points there…

Stussies.

Orcas are one step closer to eating the rich as we all wish

Yep. I have middle management above me gleefully cheering the fact that ChatGPT can write their reports for them now. Well guess what, it can write those reports for me, the actual person doing the real work, and you are now redundant.

Plot twist: Harrison Ford asks every older Asian man if he’s Short Round