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I had to explain to my boyfriend that my cat absolutely has a “name” for him. My cat has specific meows for all his favorite humans.

This is absolutely wild! I’m so glad I saw this today.

It’s their suddenness that freaks me out. I had been sitting on my couch for two hours the other night when one scuttled out from beneath my feet!

Get checked for diabetes.

I liked the eyephone episode so I’d be willing to try this.

I’m getting Animal Crossing flashbacks.

That’s Old Gregg! From The Mighty Boosh.

And I think you could learn to love Old Gregg.

I was gonna say, if clandestine, how on clock?

Sure, they take years to ban things like r/jailbait and all those fascist subs, but people with rooms to jerk off in a step too far.

I have zero interest one way or another in people who have the resources to devote a space to this, or the ego to want to share that space. It’s a completely foreign interest to me. But to ban people on the internet for being sexual in a way you don’t understand is equally beyond me.

Jury nullification.

Shit. We have nerdy interests but most of us are pretty needy so I’ll allow it.

I love calling my friends “nerd.” We have very needy interests.

Really, it’s the most believably apex predator behavior I’ve seen in humans.

I don’t know where in the world you are but the Publix near my house always has hummus tubs BOGO and that makes it extremely affordable. I just have to be careful not to look at much else cuz everything else is way too expensive for my blood.

I think the thing I hate the most about LLM stuff isn’t even how awkward it is. It’s how it’s all so blah. Like having cream of wheat for dinner. Sure, it qualifies as food, but you’re definitely not living.

Even when it references pop culture or memes, it does it so… lame.

I’m gonna be honest; I’m a fairly capable writer. I just found joining the wiki very difficult.

I haven’t tried since getting medication though so you might be on to something!

Yeah but red ice is obviously red, and obviously ice. I’m talking about an SCP which is water, looks like water, but if you jump in you can’t “break” out again.

Sounds like the answer is for him to pull the trigger himself?

This would make a fantastic SCP.

Okay but now I know where the adductors are and I’ve been on that machine every week for like 6 months without being entirely certain where I was supposed to feel the activation so… 10/10