Ancient Egyptian dad jokes

Depends…

The verbal version of this doesn’t hit the same way

Maybe he didn’t recognize it without the “fuck” in front of it

I don’t like things as well

Imagine a species surviving world war 2 and the Holocaust then still being pro-nazi. So fucking stupid.

Must be nice to just throw “A” in front of all your half-baked personal plans to instantly justify them.

It was taken out back months ago but didn’t die for some reason and exists in this weird zombie state now

Obviously you’d re-knit the arcane runes into the new design

It’s hilarious that the amount is only so obscene because Musk tried to siphon such an obscene amount of Tesla stock into his pockets.

In November, Chau embarked on a journey to North Sentinel Island, which he thought could be “Satan’s last stronghold on Earth”,[16]

We’d all be living in paradise if only he had succeeded. 😔

Got greedy and went for a second round