Pretty sure law only applies to certain people sometimes.

Pelosi for pres! Cause democrats! Ahhh we are so fucked…

Holy shit! He’s still alive?

Is Trump afraid of Pootin? It seems more like a profound sexual attraction. Well… maybe it’s both.

I have a door spider. It lives in a crack in my entry door. I’m not sure of it is the same spider as last year, but it makes trap web near my door frame. I think of it as bug protection, it’s eating something I don’t want in my house.

Prude. /s

Combination locks. Tell me to memorize a sheet of numbers, fine. Tell me to open a combination lock combination 03-03-03, I need the locks manual on hand.

TAQUITOS!

Furry blankets. Great advances have been made in blanket technology in the past few years. Buy a couple synthetic microplush blankets that feel like rabbit fur and cocoon yourself in them. Always helps me. Even if that doesn’t work for you, have hope! There is the hope that blankets may be even softer in the future.

Also, have you tried mushrooms?

Okay. Hear me out.

Minecraft and cough syrup.

Saw headline and spent next couple seconds replaying SG-1 in my head.

Wow, I did not know that. Thanks a bunch.

Same. I inform doctors that I am resistant to sedation. They nod, not believing me. I go under. I wake up 4 hours early, everyone goes insane. One time they failed to put me out right away. Fortunately they managed to put me out before they cut into me. My last memories before waking are hearing “oh shit, he’s awake”. Another time they used “an adult dose and a child dose” which… doesn’t sound right. But I remember waking with a half dozen people trying to rouse me.

I saw it a month or so ago and was floored how badly it aged. The entire plot is just kind of a monument to outdated gender stereotypes. They also made me HATE the wife and it irks me when movies create hollow scapegoat characters I’m supposed to just dislike.

Watching it was a reminder how fucking long ago the 90s were.

My mang, do you read?

Awww, thanks for telling me, but… FUCK. I didn’t know any of that. I need a drink.

Camel Exotic Blend Cigarettes. Good times. cough COUGH ahhhh. Good times.