Wtf… yes that’s exactly correct.

Parenting, career growth, and saving for a house.

100% it’s my kid. November will be the anniversary of concluding a multi-year custody battle in which I got sole custody.

Damn. Nailed it.

I’ve spent thousands of dollars on yoyos, one of which was $750 and is made of titanium damascus.

Same, except I deeply regret getting Vivint home security. Took a year to finally get features I had paid for up front. Massive communication failure between support/billing/tech. Sleezy sales practices. Their hardware must be purchased through a third party credit company. Couldn’t transfer my hardware after I moved despite being promised I could. My cameras are sitting on my kitchen counter unplugged because the whole system is a mess. Never ever touch anything Vivint related.

Ouranus (if discovered by communists)