I’ll leave when I’m good and ready.

This actually reminded me of Arrested Development.

points at Star Trek

World War III began in 2026 and ends 2053.

27 years of war.

There is a fan theory that the reason you play as a child in the game is because many of the adults in the world of Pokémon have died due to war. It’s also a theory that tries to explain why you see so many child-age characters too.

This is Charlie.

You do know his first name is Charlie, right? And he has social anxiety.

I’m waiting for someone to claim it is antisemitic to not go to war on behalf of Israel.

I thought the new Prince of Persia was cancelled?

An excuse for me to mention this.

They don’t wrestle and somehow failed to acquire bombs. Yet they managed to blow up the Enterprise-D. I just forget which is B’Etor and which is Lursa.

Unrelated but apparently the private plane the government owns for the FBI is required for the director to use by law if they are conducting a business trip.

Otherwise they have to fly commercial.

Colored person: terrorism

White person: mental health issues/trans

Reality: a murder

I thought the band Hopesfall had a terrible name. So I mocked it.

It took me a moment to realize this was coming from Australia.

If you’ve been watching all of Trek, you’ll know that the Eugenics Wars no longer have a fixed point in time. WWIII on the other hand hasn’t changed.

Whelp, it looks like Star Trek was on the nose. This is probably the year World War III begins.

EDIT: WWIII last 27 years.

So you haven’t seen the ads he does for Raising Cane’s?

I wonder if someone explained to him The Matrix is a transgender allegory.

I think it says 1998.