I didn’t like it either.

I mean, famously the studio rendered a nude model of Eliot Page against their consent for Beyond: Two Souls (a game that is already stupid for not telling a linear story; there was a future release that include a chronological story mode) that was never intended for the final version but left in the retail release for anyone to discover.

EDIT: I’m gonna mention this to stress the point that David Cage is awful. Don’t read this if you get trigger by assault. Despite all this according to Wikipedia, Page as of 2025 is set to produce a television adaptation.

I’d prefer the Darkest Timeline at this point. At least cool doppelgängers from a alternate reality of Greendale, Colorado will try to do something.

That alone is problematic. Just never ever reference a Quantic Dreams game.

EDIT: David Cage, the director of these games thinks female empowerment is a woman getting sexually assaulted multiple times and fighting their way out. That happens to a single character in Heavy Rain. Oh and one of the endings they get is jumping out a burning building to their death. And this is over a period of like two days.

Something you may have glossed over if you don’t live in California: March is when the state begins to the switch to “Summer-blend” (a mix of spealized petroleum with 10.5% to 15% ethanol) which is required to be available by April 1 and until October 31. The price of gas was going to increase regardless.

I swear I heard someone else on the network say the NYC teenagers that threw snowballs at police should get the death penalty.

I’ll leave when I’m good and ready.

This actually reminded me of Arrested Development.

points at Star Trek

World War III began in 2026 and ends 2053.

27 years of war.

There is a fan theory that the reason you play as a child in the game is because many of the adults in the world of Pokémon have died due to war. It’s also a theory that tries to explain why you see so many child-age characters too.

This is Charlie.

You do know his first name is Charlie, right? And he has social anxiety.

I’m waiting for someone to claim it is antisemitic to not go to war on behalf of Israel.

I thought the new Prince of Persia was cancelled?

An excuse for me to mention this.

They don’t wrestle and somehow failed to acquire bombs. Yet they managed to blow up the Enterprise-D. I just forget which is B’Etor and which is Lursa.

Unrelated but apparently the private plane the government owns for the FBI is required for the director to use by law if they are conducting a business trip.

Otherwise they have to fly commercial.

Colored person: terrorism

White person: mental health issues/trans

Reality: a murder

I thought the band Hopesfall had a terrible name. So I mocked it.