That’s fucking hilarious.

I mean like in an orphancrushingmachine kind of way but I’ll take what I can get.

It’s how you know you’re in the good part of town.

😂 this is a new vibe I can get behind, and the less sense it makes, the better.

God’s four year old kid got to move the evolution knobs for a day.

One worth bragging about to any and all future employers.

Third parties are mathematically impossible until we ditch first past the post voting:

https://youtu.be/s7tWHJfhiyo

We need our vote to be a list, not a checkbox.

Anything making n95s, kn95s, and kf94s more common.

Maybe mix it with one a them big cyberpunk too many pockets jackets

Something so universally destructive to understanding is not an opt-out feature of any competent system.

That and the dogshit non-response to covid. Intertwined.

Covid. People are still pretending there’s no pandemic in 2024.

As fucked up as Israel’s actions are, it’s important to remember they’re surrounded by countries who want to do to them what they’re doing to Gaza. Israel kicks all their butts, in no small part because of the US. They’ve developed a real Mexican drug cartel “I’ll cut all your familys’ heads off in front of you if you mess with me” vibe, and you can see why.

And doing that creates terrorists, and you can see why.

What days do i see somebody to make it dickbutt?

As gay as jacking off your own dick??

Mastodon and the fediverse in general are weirdly user-unfriendly, and then some fucking programmer pops in to say,

“Oh! You can fix that! All you have to do is hop over to their github page and…”

Lol

If they can make the user experience good, we might get the basis for a new internet, but they’d have to build it first.

Let’s keep decreasing the badassness of the insect types until the lions win.

$1000 for 50 circumcisions? I bet I could get into that market by

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Undercutting.

Once, in the middle of a long and happy relationship, I had a dream where there was simply no reference to my partner in the dream, background or foreground. My brain went on to invent a person who was lovely in every way. We were equally crazy for each other and it was absolute heaven.

Then my brain went “yeah but you’re with your real life partner so you basically cheated” and I woke up.

Fuckin wiseass brain pullin shit lol

Nazis?

This feels like a 15 years ago question.

Nice, can do jack shit and tell her you made the change and you won’t even be lying.