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No you’re thinking of Captain Kirk. Charlie Kirk was an NFL quarterback for the Atlanta Falcons. He played college football for Michigan State and was drafted by the Washington Redskins in 2012.
That leaves orange with “all the money you save with women refusing to go on dates with you.”
Hell yeah!
jballs@sh.itjust.worksto
Buy European@feddit.uk•Europeans asking for a reddit alternativeEnglish
2·2 days agoSame. I now see Reddit as I do Twitter, Tiktok, Instagram or whatever. If it’s linked somewhere or someone sends me something, I’ll look at it. But I’m not installing their apps or creating accounts to engage.
jballs@sh.itjust.worksto
Buy European@feddit.uk•Europeans asking for a reddit alternativeEnglish
2·2 days agoNo need to make multiple accounts. I remember when I joined Lemmy I made 3 accounts the first day and thought “ugh this is going to be a pain in the ass keeping all these separate accounts.” But I didn’t realize that all this crap talks together. So you just make one account and it connects to everything. It’s a lot easier than people make it sound at first.
jballs@sh.itjust.worksto
Buy European@feddit.uk•Europeans asking for a reddit alternativeEnglish
6·2 days agoWelcome! Most of us came over during the Reddit API fiasco a couple years ago. It’s a lot nicer here. You’ll notice the difference the more you post or comment. It’s not like screaming into the void, like you get on Reddit.
jballs@sh.itjust.worksto
politics @lemmy.world•[ProPublica] Trump’s Own Mortgages Match His Description of Mortgage Fraud, Records RevealEnglish
7·2 days ago“Given Trump’s position on situations like this, he’s going to either need to fire himself or refer himself to the Department of Justice,” said Kathleen Engel, a Suffolk University law professor and leading expert on mortgage finance. “Trump has deemed that this type of misrepresentation is sufficient to preclude someone from serving the country.”
That’s it boys, we finally got him. He’s going to need to fire himself or refer himself to the Department of Justice. Also, I’ve got this bridge to sell you…
Try not to eat any hamburgers on the way to the parking lot!
jballs@sh.itjust.worksto
News@lemmy.world•Palantir CEO Says Making War Crimes Constitutional Would Be Good for BusinessEnglish
1·5 days agoDidn’t Dave Mustaine eventually become an outspoken conservative? Like, how the fuck does that ever happen.
Lol I think that’s gotta be the point
Shit that actually makes a lot of sense
jballs@sh.itjust.worksto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•‘Heavily intoxicated’ raccoon passes out in liquor store bathroom after breaking in, ransacking shelvesEnglish
5·7 days agoIs West Virginia known for being a heavily racist state? I heard the state was originally founded by splitting off from Virginia during the Civil War to join the north. So as far as I know, it’s the only state that was explicitly founded as a fight against slavery.
jballs@sh.itjust.worksto
politics @lemmy.world•Americans say Trump has done more to raise prices than lower them by 2-to-1: New pollEnglish
251·10 days agoWho are these 24% of people that think Trump has lowered prices?
spussy
jballs@sh.itjust.worksto
Technology@lemmy.world•Leak confirms OpenAI is preparing ads on ChatGPT for public roll outEnglish
15·10 days agoLate stage enshitification.
Weird, I’m in Voyager on fast internet and it’s super pixelated for me. Going to the link looks great, but Voyager looks like it’s trying to load a thumbnail as a full size image.
jballs@sh.itjust.worksto
politics @lemmy.world•Dems eye new way to shake up 2028 primaries: ranked-choice votingEnglish
3·14 days agoIt really does show that 1) People in general aren’t very smart. Most people won’t do some basic research to see what they’re voting for. And 2) Most people are just going to vote how their party tells them.


















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