Him saying that really opened to my eyes that Trump wasn’t some nefarious mastermind or a skilled liar. He was and always has been an entertainer and a bullshitter.

Dude literally saw a sign on hospital protocols for sanitizing surfaces: bleach and UV light - then had a camera thrust in front of him and tried to spout some BS acting like he was well informed and smart.

This is why conservatives are anti-sex ed and anti-abortion.

I read that as “they French” and it still made sense.

I made a joke the other day about how some people don’t pay attention and forget they have to pay at the register. Some dude in the comments lit me up about him having arthritis and how I’m an insensitive asshole because he can’t hold a credit card.

Like dude, obviously I’m make a general joke and observation and am not commenting on your bitch-ass traitorous joints. Chill tf out.

At a party for international students, Eberhard met Sao Kya Seng, an engineering student from Burma who attended the Colorado School of Mines. The couple married on 7 March 1953 at the home of a friend in Colorado.

Following his graduation, the couple moved to Burma. Hundreds of people had gathered at the port of Rangoon to welcome the couple as they arrived on the SS Warwickshire. It was then that her husband revealed that he was the prince of Hsipaw, a princely state in Burma and close to the border with China, which he had previously concealed from her.

As someone from Colorado, I can assure you that the most astonishing part of this story is that an engineering student at Mines went to a party and met a girl.

If baseball and model trains didn’t exist, we’d probably have colonies on the moon by now.

Honestly, if Princess Diana had smelled my farts I would never stop bragging about it.

He means he’s anti-sunscreen.

It’s actually scary that it doesn’t seem like any journalists are trying. I thought we had a few independent ones left, but apparently not.

I remember when Facebook used to just show your friends posts in reverse chronological order. You could react to stuff in real time and it felt great. People would do stuff like watch sporting events and TV shows live and then react with all your friends online.

Then it changed to just pure alogrithm garbage filled with ads.

There was a brief moment on January 6th where it looked like Lindsey would grow a pair of balls and standup to Trump.

Unfortunately he backtracked and resorted to gobbling Trump’s balls as soon as it was apparent he wouldn’t lose power. At least he died doing what he loved; being an absolute power bottom in all aspects of life.

Gotta aim for the neck

Sorry if this is a dumb question, but I’ve read the article twice now and am coming up blank. What was the “first big ask” that the Trump lawyers lost on?

I agree the case is bullshit. I was just hoping to read something about the judge pressing them on something and them failing to have an answer or something. The headline doesn’t seem to be explained in the article.

Our bonuses are tied to Copilot adoption rates. But it’s not able to do anything useful for my actual work, so I have to use it for shit like “Copilot, take this emoji and make it holding a cartoon knife.”

Real glad my children won’t have any water for this.

A while back my work told us to stop using the word “guys” when referring to groups of people since it wasn’t inclusive.

I switched to “homies” and honestly it’s better in all situations.

Those quotation marks are doing some heavy lifting.

Ozzy Man’s videos are comedy gold. I don’t know if it’s the accent or the random Australian slang, but that shit cracks me up.

He’s looking up from hell, smiling.

We also have a 92 year old senator. I’ve heard he’s considering seeking reelection in 2 years.

Beat meat, oh it.