My neighbor (who doesn’t have a cat) said cats are dumb because they don’t listen to and understand you like dogs do.

I told him that cats listen and understand, they just don’t give a fuck.

Reminds me of a good conversation starter to ask your straight male friends. Would you rather give the first 90% or the last 10% of a blowjob?

From further down in the article:

Pink wrote that she was not trying to get any artist fired or silence anyone but that she took issue with Macklemore’s putting “violent images” of Israel’s military campaign in Gaza up in a stadium filled with families, then telling Jews in the audience that “it wasn’t about them.”

She’s mad that Macklemore put up pictures of the shit that the Israeli military did? But she takes no issue with what the military itself did?

Kraft donated to “support the region”. Doesn’t say anything specifically about Palestine. Dude probably wrote a $2 million check to Netenyahu.

When you interact with another man and give them moobs, does it get rid of your moobs like a game of tag? Or do you keep your moobs? I feel like every dude would have moobs in like a day or two.

Obsession. It really is great. Creepy as fuck, but great.

Yeah, but instead of standing up to them like the rest of his fellow musicians, he tried to take the bitch way out and say “not my fault, nothing I can do.”

I haven’t played League in over a decade, but I got back into watching a streamer play. It takes all the personal stress out of it, and it’s very cathartic to see him absolutely shitting on people raging in the chat.

In his social media post, Sheeran said he “spoke with the venues at length all week to try to build a bridge,” but that “the venue’s and promoter’s decision was final.”

He wrote that he tries to use his music to “bring people from all backgrounds and cultures together” and that while he has personal views about “this devastating conflict,” he chooses not to speak publicly because people who come to his shows “do not expect a political forum.” He added: “I am not complicit.”

I am not complicit my ass. If you have a platform and decide to stay quiet when you have a clear chance to send a message, then fuck you .

I think you answered your own question. No one saw (or at least remembered) that movie.

I always find this stuff funny, but it sucks that so many people hear it and take it seriously. The idea of anyone that doesn’t vote Republican just hating America because of our abundance, progress, or freedom is just ridiculous. But I suppose he can’t go out there telling the truth or he’d lose his audience.

It’s like those graphics you see on Fox News about the “radical left” ideas like free healthcare and affordable housing.

Do conservatives still say that? I remember Dubya saying that decades ago - and my wife and I still laugh at that occasionally. Anytime we have a minor convenience it’s because someone hates our freedom.

Also if you stare long enough, you can make out a pair of sunglasses floating in the air. Some real spooky shit going on in this photo.

One of my friends is a mechanic and also a life-long Republican. He posts to Facebook several times a day, so the last few months have given me a fascinating view into his thoughts.

At the beginning of the war, he laughed because he had a customer ask if they should stock up on motor oil to avoid price increases. His post was really dismissive - calling the customer a nut job for being concerned about the price of oil.

A few weeks later, he made a post asking other mechanics for advice. He’d noticed that oil prices shot up, but he was still sitting on some oil he’d purchased previously. He asked if he should keep his oil change prices low, or if he should raise his prices to prepare for when he had to buy oil next.

His recent posts have been about leaving MAGA. So maybe there is some hope for him yet? However, he still doesn’t seem to be leaving the Republican party. Just maybe realizing the Trump is not his lord and savior. I suspect in a couple more years, there will be no one left that claims to have lived Trump. Kind of like how Republicans now denounce George Dubya, even though they were all in at the time.

I took the family on a road trip through South Dakota this summer. For some reason in my mind, I thought South Dakota is north - and north is cold. Jesus fucking Christ was I wrong. It was unbearably hot. We tried going outside in the Badlands and had to get back in the car after like 5 minutes. Fuck that place and it’s crazy heat.

2012 was peak rage comics. I remember scrolling f7u12 for hours on end. Then one day, it was like a switch flipped and they were all terrible. Almost like post-nut clarity. I don’t know if I changed or if they changed. But they instantly became unfunny.

I so the exact same thing. I always say to my kids “that guy must really have to poop.” Makes me feel better about an otherwise crazy world.

You sure those aren’t mouse droppings?

Dude’s got one of those Alien babies about to pop out his shoulder

That’s horrifying