Dude’s got one of those Alien babies about to pop out his shoulder

That’s horrifying

https://www.avenuesrecovery.com/understanding-addiction/painkiller-and-opioid-addiction/what-is-lean/

I had no idea that was a thing

https://www.avenuesrecovery.com/understanding-addiction/painkiller-and-opioid-addiction/what-is-lean/

Lean, also known as purple drank, is a recreational drug that has gained popularity among young adults… It is a dangerous and addictive concoction that combines prescription cough syrup containing codeine, soda, and sometimes candy or fruit flavors.

Huh, TIL

We did jeans a while back.

My brother married a Mexican woman and during their first Thanksgiving together, sitting around the table with family members, my brother made a joking comment saying “now it’s time for the Airing of Grievances!”

His wife’s brother (who apparently wasn’t a Seinfeld fan) misheard him as having said “the Aryan Grievances” and was like “what sort of fucked up white people shit is this?!”

This was the most Jerry Seinfeld comment I’ve ever seen on Lemmy. Bravo!

I remember buying a car in 2005 and considering if I should buy a hybrid or not. I did the calculations on how long it would take to break even upgrading to a hybrid - taking into account the price of gas at the time.

I remember thinking “yeah gas is $2 a gallon now, but there’s NO WAY it stays that high over the life of the vehicle.”

I feel like a jackass. I built my son’s PC with 32 GBs of RAM a couple years ago. My buddy built a new PC and gave me his old 32 GBs, which was the exact same brand and spec of the RAM in my son’s PC.

I tried putting in the new RAM but got a boot error immediately. Rather than taking the time to troubleshoot properly and get it working, I just pulled it out and threw it away. I was like “meh, RAM is cheap and always getting cheaper. If I want to upgrade later, I’ll just buy more.”

That brought up an angry memory when Obamacare was first being debated. They were floating the idea of universal healthcare and the Republican propaganda machine came out in full force. There was something on Fox News that said something like “a study by the Congressional Budget Office shows over the next decade, universal healthcare would cost $7 trillion”.

But then neglected to mention the same survey showed NOT implementing universal healthcare would cost something like $17 trillion. Fucking scumbags.

This guy’s got a good lookin’ hammer

I love that nearly everyone interprets their cat’s meows the exact same way. Not just “I’m hungry, please feed me” but “I’m starving to death and have never eaten before, ever.”

More than that. But yeah, clearly they’ve figured out a formula to keep people poor and apathetic. So many people don’t vote because they don’t want to get involved in politics. Too bad, cause politics is involved in you - and it’s fucking you over.

Lol I was literally today just dealing with a bank integration at work and noticed the tech support guy I was working with was a VP. Your comment was perfectly timed for me, because I was like "wtf why is the guy talking to me about PGP keys a freaking Vice President?!”

Lmao why did you say this so formally?

I wish they remastered this game. It’s soooo good but is a bit clunky to replay.

Yes.

Yeah, I mean Megadeth was founded because Dave Mustaine went too hard for Metallica. I imagine your mom has seen some shit. But congrats on Dave being your dad though?

I’ve never heard that before! That was dope!

Love me some Megadeth

https://theonion.com/humanity-still-producing-new-art-as-though-megadeth-s-1819578062/