I think it was Times New Roman before. So they rolled back, just for the sake of getting rid of Inclusion.

All I’m hearing is how great this would be for the bullet industry.

In that lady’s defense, I’m pretty sure the opening scene of The Thing was intentionally written to make people go “what the fuck? why are they shooting at that dog?!”

Dammit. Now I’m gonna be noticing shit about Frequency Illusion for the next few weeks.

Did they remove that feature that told everyone most MAGA mouthpieces were foreign actors?

Jesus the quotes in this article are a real bleak loom into how fucked we are as a country:

“Some will say these maps are political. Let me be clear,” Sen. Chris Garten ®, another backer, said as he slapped the lectern. “You’re God damn right they are!”

and also:

“President Trump has made it clear to Indiana leaders: if the Indiana Senate fails to pass the map, all federal funding will be stripped from the state,” Heritage Action wrote on X. “Roads will not be paved. Guard bases will close. Major projects will stop. These are the stakes and every NO vote will be to blame.”

The Internet is so fucking weird sometimes. I had literally never heard of the 37% / Secretary Problem until this morning when someone else commented about it in a different thread. Then I immediately noticed it in this comic and saw your comment.

It’s like when you never notice a car until you buy one and then see that same car everywhere.

I’ve noticed that most people are barely computer literate and don’t understand when you try to explain the difference between something like a shortcut and computer virus.

I actually dodged a bullet like that myself once. I used SMTP to send an email with a spoofed “from” address and got accused of hacking into someone’s email account. I lucked out that I got to plead my case with someone who understood networking.

Yeah, that’s why they considered it a DEI policy. The Biden administration made the shift to Calibri to make things easier to read for people with dyslexia. The Trump admin thinks that inclusion is woke and are are now rolling that policy back. It’s like a cartoon villain level evil.

Edit: Source

Worse than that. They made this decision because it’s easier to read for people with dyslexia. So a waste of time and energy just for the sake of being a dick.

Yeah that’s what’s fucked up. It’s easier to read if you have dyslexia. So they’re getting rid of it just to be assholes.

Yeah smoke bombs were the only thing I recall that wouldn’t land you in jail.

In a sane world, this would be a no brainer and he would actually be put on trial for murder. Alas, that is not this world. I doubt Hegseth with face any serious consequences.

Lol that is the exact same thing that happened to him. He said he fucked up the temperature and ignited it.

Somehow, he DIDN’T get in a ton of shit for it. The teachers and fire department didn’t figure out it was an intentional smoke bomb. So they never questioned him about it. He dodged a bullet for sure! That was pre-9/11 and Columbine, so I’m sure kids in a similar situation today would be absolutely fucked.

My friends and I downloaded the Anarchists cookbook off of a BBS (we’re old as shit now) when we were kids. One of the things in there was how to make a smoke bomb, which sounded harmless enough but also contained chemical ingredients that we didn’t have access to.

Then one of my buddies moved away and at his new school, they had a chemistry lab. His dumbass got ahold of these chemicals and made the bomb in class - except he fucked up a step and it started smoking immediately.

It wasn’t just a little bit of smoke, it was a shit load. He said smoke started pouring out at a crazy rate. They ended up evacuating the school thinking the building had caught fire.

This is the dumbest meme I have ever made. My apologies.

The perfect accessory for when your whole family thinks you’re an asshole and you have no friends.

You tried your best, and that’s what’s important.

No you’re thinking of Captain Kirk. Charlie Kirk was an NFL quarterback for the Atlanta Falcons. He played college football for Michigan State and was drafted by the Washington Redskins in 2012.