At least this shitty timeline is entertaining

Looks like he had Pakistan write a Twitter post proposing a 2 week delay. Apparently that’s what we call an agreement these days.

This is a few days old, but also super relevant.

It’s always two weeks!

As wild as it is, it’s not super surprising either. Republicans are about to get their asses handed to them in the mid-terms and Trump isn’t eligible to run in 2028. So at some point, they need to distance themselves from Trump and pretend they never liked him in the first place (see George W).

The only thing a little surprising is it’s happening now and not in 2029 after losing the next presidential election.

Yeah I used to binge f7u12 for hours at a time. Then one day something just clicked and they were no longer funny. It was weird.

Dude ate mustard and people lost their minds.

Actually that’s not fair, they lost their minds because he was black. But still.

That just made me nostalgic for a time when our president was just a moron and not a completely narcissistic moron with dementia.

One of my friends, who has never had a cat, told me that cats were way stupider than dogs because they didn’t follow basic commands and probably didn’t even know their own names.

I think it takes living with cats to realize that they are smart as hell and understand a lot of what you’re saying - they just don’t give a fuck.

Don’t suppose we can restore from an earlier save?

I always liked this one where the racoon tries to wash some cotton candy to eat. Poor little guy.

I always appreciate fact checking. Just want to add some context in case people don’t read the article. Marco Rubio did not say that quote. However, he would be impacted by revoking birthright citizenship, which is what MAGA is pushing for.

According to immigration documents Politico reported, Rubio’s parents came to the U.S. on immigrant visas in 1956 and became citizens in 1975. Rubio was born in 1971 to parents who, at that point, had legal status but not citizenship in the U.S., according to Politico’s report.

So I view this more as a leopards ate my face situation. While he didn’t say what the meme quoted him as saying, he is a part of this administration which is pushing to revoke the citizenship of millions of people. He’s likely hoping that they don’t succeed or if they do, they’ll see him as “one of the good ones”.

Yeah, I also started dating my wife before cellphone cameras were good. So my profile picture of her is like a 50x50 pixel blurry-ass photo.

In hindsight, a blurry ass-photo would’ve been nice too.

Yeah the editor toned down the quote in the headline. The actual quote from the article was:

“Firing this drunk idiot is the bare minimum. @PeteHegseth should be prosecuted.”

Everytime I see shit like this, I immediately lose respect for the journalist writing the article. You can’t just write quotes and not provide any fact checking - especially when it’s so obviously false.

I think it was a joke about him going on that Titanic sub that imploded.

I should call her…

Oil hits $100 a barrel

I read the headline and thought, "oh damn, is the price going down?”

I thought it passed $110 when Trump started the war with Iran.

Last summer we rode our bikes to a pub nearby and I had the best fucking blueberry cream ale that I’d ever tasted in my life. I had just worked up a sweat on my bike, and the beer was cool, creamy, and sweet. Like Jesus just came in my mouth.

Went back a few weeks later and tried to order one, only to be told they have rotating taps and no longer had it.

The bartender didn’t know what it was called. I’ve never seen a blueberry cream ale anywhere else. I’m gonna be chasing that dragon for the rest of my life.

I like the beginning of An Inconvenient Truth where they have the scale showing the Earth on one side and money bags on the other.

I would prefer a few standard options to choose from. Leaving it as a fill in the blank is a lot of pressure.