Good point about people resigning early. That would probably be a problem no matter what. If someone was at 16 years, they would probably be incentivized to retire early if they thought the next president wouldn’t be from their party.

Right now, judges almost never resign, so they just happen to die whenever most of the time, which allows conservatives to replace liberal judges and vice versa (in theory). Resigning early would likely be a huge problem.

Might have to do something like say each president gets to nominate a maximum of 2 justices. Those two justices being the people with the longest tenure on the court. If someone dies, that counts as nomination. If the president has already used their 2 nominations, then the next president will appoint a replacement.

Seems pretty straightforward. But do we really want to give Trump a chance to get 3 more justices that will rule the courts for the next 18 years?

My wife and I joke that once you hit 40, a random 40s ailment just just assigned to you. Well, just one if you’re lucky. I got assigned some nerve pain myself.

Yeah 30s were like “oh I’ve got people that depend on me now so I can’t just fuck off and do whatever I want all day.”

40s are like “Oh shit, why does this hurt? It’s permanent?!”

It sure is saying something when Stan was written as being the skeeziest person imaginable, yet here we are a few decades later and are like “yeah Stan’s a scumbag, but he’s not even remotely comparable to the congressman that the President wanted to appoint as Attorney General.”

I don’t know why, but I can’t see this guy without thinking of Stan the used boat salesman from Monkey Island.

Kennedy’s action comes at a time when many adherents of his Make America Healthy Again movement have adopted regular sun exposure as a core principle of wellness, with social media influencers encouraging followers to abandon sunscreen and build up their “solar callus,” or sun tolerance, instead.

This kind of bullshit makes me so angry.

I never drew the conclusion that was child safe packaging until now. I just assumed battery packaging was made by dickheads.

Nah. Hailey all day.

I saw a video that referenced a study where they had all the subjects stop using all forms of artificial lights (including lights, tvs, phones, etc). Every one of them defaulted to that sleep pattern - without being told about it.

Yeah 1.5 mill ain’t shit to Google.

That just reminded me of how fucked up Requiem for a Dream was…

That’s impressive, considering you only have 60 seconds to write a response.

I ain’t fartin’ on no snare drum

Subtlety recruiting. Nice.

Working in a corporate environment, we were told to identify things a person should start doing, stop doing, and continuing doing. So my coworkers and I would joke:

1. You should start not sucking

2. You should stop sucking

3. Once stopped, you should continue not to suck

He’s the same piece of shit that fired all the corporate Chipotle employees in Denver to move their headquarters to Newport Beach, because that’s where his house is.

Does it matter if you do the original version or the 2.0? The 2.0 looks like it’s $7, but the originals are 3 for $11.

Yeah that’s the worst!