Yeah most doctors refuse CPR. Very few people receive CPR and then have a good quality of life afterwards.

Edit: Relevant article https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2023/05/29/1177914622/a-natural-death-may-be-preferable-for-many-than-enduring-cpr

And by “punchline” you mean “Solid Snake’s absolute dump truck of an ass”.

I mean, isn’t that kind of what an economy is if you really think about it?

Here’s an NPR article on it: https://www.npr.org/2026/06/30/nx-s1-5827039/supreme-court-campaign-finance

Backed by the Trump Justice Department, they contended that the only justification for imposing a fundraising limit on parties is to prevent corruption, but they maintained that there is no evidence that the law has prevented corruption.

We had the world’s richest man purchase his own government organization in the last election, but somehow we’re not worried about corruption?

I just imagined a pair of balls waking up from the Matrix, looking around, and going “put me back in.”

https://archive.ph/ZveCI

Dude went a few SECONDS over his time and they arrested him. Even when he said he was done speaking.

Yeah I’d say I Lemmy for about 16 hours a week

This is actually very common across businesses. My company actually has our bonuses tied to AI adoption, so we have dashboards showing people’s AI usage. Other major companies have done the same, which lead to the practice of “token maxxing” where people were using AI to make more AI calls to boost their numbers up.

Archive link: https://archive.ph/c6DSo

This movie is one of my first core memories. I distinctly remember standing on the movie theater seats cheering with my brother when they played the “The Touch” and my mom smacking us and telling us to sit down.

I also remember Optimus Prime cussing in that movie (“damn”?) and being shocked - but now I can’t find it when searching. So maybe I made that part up?

I seen people do two cakes: one that’s expensive but is just for looks and one that’s cheap but tasty.

They used to.

I’ve got three family members taking this drug and have both lost a ton of weight. All of them have lost sunstantial amounts of weight. My brother is down 70 pounds.

Ain’t no way Trump is taking it. He’s still fat as shit.

I’ve seen people on Facebook claim that the whole sabatoge conspiracy is true because “there have been arrests”. 99% sure the arrests they’re referring to is this guy, who touched a piece of liner that was peeling off already.

The autism is off the charts

Lol I was about to say, that’s “pretty reasonably” dressed"?

This has got to be AI, right?

Someone in my neighborhood has a sign up in their yard that says “Thank you President Trump”. I for the life of me cannot think of a single thing he has done that’s even remotely improved the lives of the average person.

I’m genuinely curious what these people think Trump has done that’s so fantastic that they need to put a sign out to thank him. Their reality must be completely batshit crazy.

Sometimes Lemmy posts line up in perfect coincidences and it freaks me out a little.

Sometimes Lemmy posts line up in perfect coincidences and it freaks me out a little.