I never drew the conclusion that was child safe packaging until now. I just assumed battery packaging was made by dickheads.

Nah. Hailey all day.

I saw a video that referenced a study where they had all the subjects stop using all forms of artificial lights (including lights, tvs, phones, etc). Every one of them defaulted to that sleep pattern - without being told about it.

Yeah 1.5 mill ain’t shit to Google.

That just reminded me of how fucked up Requiem for a Dream was…

That’s impressive, considering you only have 60 seconds to write a response.

I ain’t fartin’ on no snare drum

Subtlety recruiting. Nice.

Working in a corporate environment, we were told to identify things a person should start doing, stop doing, and continuing doing. So my coworkers and I would joke:

1. You should start not sucking

2. You should stop sucking

3. Once stopped, you should continue not to suck

He’s the same piece of shit that fired all the corporate Chipotle employees in Denver to move their headquarters to Newport Beach, because that’s where his house is.

Does it matter if you do the original version or the 2.0? The 2.0 looks like it’s $7, but the originals are 3 for $11.

Yeah that’s the worst!

I can’t help but think this has got to be an intentionally bad design decision. I’d imagine most people stop using the bottles when they’re 1/4 full but then just throw them away, allowing the company to sell more bottles.

Yes, I may have just cleaned cat puke off my carpet

When I was a kid, I flew from Colorado to Tennessee and my dad took me to the Great Smoky Mountains. I was like “these aren’t mountains - these are hills!”

I guess I was a bit of an ingrate.

Living in Colorado is a bit weird, because it’s easy to overlook a lot of the natural beauty you see every day and it just becomes part of the background.

Every once in a while I’ll be running an errand and will have to pause for a second and just go “holy shit, the mountains look gorgeous today.”

“Draw me like one of your French girls”

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I use Outlook for work, but it will be a cold day in hell when you catch me reading an Outlook subreddit

They emptied our prisons into our country. They have mental institutions, insane asylums, into our country.

I’ve been saying for years now that Trump doesn’t understand the difference between insane asylums and political asylum. I wish the media would make this connection and call him out on it.