One of my friends, who has never had a cat, told me that cats were way stupider than dogs because they didn’t follow basic commands and probably didn’t even know their own names.

I think it takes living with cats to realize that they are smart as hell and understand a lot of what you’re saying - they just don’t give a fuck.

Don’t suppose we can restore from an earlier save?

I always liked this one where the racoon tries to wash some cotton candy to eat. Poor little guy.

I always appreciate fact checking. Just want to add some context in case people don’t read the article. Marco Rubio did not say that quote. However, he would be impacted by revoking birthright citizenship, which is what MAGA is pushing for.

According to immigration documents Politico reported, Rubio’s parents came to the U.S. on immigrant visas in 1956 and became citizens in 1975. Rubio was born in 1971 to parents who, at that point, had legal status but not citizenship in the U.S., according to Politico’s report.

So I view this more as a leopards ate my face situation. While he didn’t say what the meme quoted him as saying, he is a part of this administration which is pushing to revoke the citizenship of millions of people. He’s likely hoping that they don’t succeed or if they do, they’ll see him as “one of the good ones”.

Yeah, I also started dating my wife before cellphone cameras were good. So my profile picture of her is like a 50x50 pixel blurry-ass photo.

In hindsight, a blurry ass-photo would’ve been nice too.

Yeah the editor toned down the quote in the headline. The actual quote from the article was:

“Firing this drunk idiot is the bare minimum. @PeteHegseth should be prosecuted.”

Everytime I see shit like this, I immediately lose respect for the journalist writing the article. You can’t just write quotes and not provide any fact checking - especially when it’s so obviously false.

I think it was a joke about him going on that Titanic sub that imploded.

I should call her…

Oil hits $100 a barrel

I read the headline and thought, "oh damn, is the price going down?”

I thought it passed $110 when Trump started the war with Iran.

Last summer we rode our bikes to a pub nearby and I had the best fucking blueberry cream ale that I’d ever tasted in my life. I had just worked up a sweat on my bike, and the beer was cool, creamy, and sweet. Like Jesus just came in my mouth.

Went back a few weeks later and tried to order one, only to be told they have rotating taps and no longer had it.

The bartender didn’t know what it was called. I’ve never seen a blueberry cream ale anywhere else. I’m gonna be chasing that dragon for the rest of my life.

I like the beginning of An Inconvenient Truth where they have the scale showing the Earth on one side and money bags on the other.

I would prefer a few standard options to choose from. Leaving it as a fill in the blank is a lot of pressure.

Thanks that makes a lot more sense

I’m still trying to decode that sentence.

“You know, all of the AI-generated content increasingly looks similar and they’re all beautiful and so I’m empathetic towards what they’re thinking.”

Who does he mean by “they”? Who’s beautiful? Who’s he empathetic towards?

• I need to shower
• I just showered

I hate how accurate this is.

I hate when the media sane-washes the random tweets of this dumb ass mother fucker. This article goes to great length to talk about what roles ICE could play with limited training, when Trump had 100% not put an ounce of thought into this. They should just say “Trump proposes putting ICE into the airports, which makes no fucking sense.” But instead they try to invent ways that maybe it could possibly work?

Awesome! I appreciate people like you! I tend to use exclamation points in work emails when I’m asking near strangers to do stuff for me. You rock!

Barack Obama’s re-election could lead to “1,000 years of darkness” for the country."

He was kinda right on that one. Not that Obama ruined the country, but all the racist assholes who lost their minds when it happened.

Lol got a link?