Dude literally ran for president because Obama hurt his feelings at the White House Correspondents Dinner.

And as a hole

I’ve got an older mouse too that you could add weights to like that. Was nice feeling like your mouse was substantial. Now most mice are made with as little material as possible and they sell that as a bonus of being ultra light weight. I hate how they feel!

Thanks! Yeah I have a Logitech G500s and a Razer Basilisk V3 X Hyper speed right now. After using my computer for a while, my wrist gets uncomfortable. I’m thinking of moving to a vertical mouse. Maybe a Keychron M5 or a Logitech MX Vertical.

Thanks!

I have one of those meal delivery kit subscriptions where they send you ingredients and recipes each week for you to make their meals. I am surprised at how many different sauces can be made with sour cream. Add a little bit of water, garlic, salt and pepper, - and you’ve got a delicious white sauce that goes on almost anything.

Last night I got a wild hair and decided to search for ergonomic gaming mice. Most of the top results were to Reddit - and holy shit is it bad. I swear half the comments were in the same format like:

“As a 39 year old engineer who likes X and Y, I like the blah blah blah”.

At my old company of about 20,000 employees, our CEO used to travel between our regions to give speeches at our work gatherings. So we’d have to listen to him talk every year or so.

I was constantly amazed listening to the bullshit this guy would spew. He literally founded the company and led it for 20 years - but I firmly believe he had absolutely no idea what it was that we actually did.

We were an IT and management consulting company, so we’d be doing stuff like building applications, systems integrations, change management, or managing programs. The usually consulting shit.

This dude would give these speeches like we were out there solving world hunger.

At least this shitty timeline is entertaining

Looks like he had Pakistan write a Twitter post proposing a 2 week delay. Apparently that’s what we call an agreement these days.

This is a few days old, but also super relevant.

It’s always two weeks!

As wild as it is, it’s not super surprising either. Republicans are about to get their asses handed to them in the mid-terms and Trump isn’t eligible to run in 2028. So at some point, they need to distance themselves from Trump and pretend they never liked him in the first place (see George W).

The only thing a little surprising is it’s happening now and not in 2029 after losing the next presidential election.

Yeah I used to binge f7u12 for hours at a time. Then one day something just clicked and they were no longer funny. It was weird.

Dude ate mustard and people lost their minds.

Actually that’s not fair, they lost their minds because he was black. But still.

That just made me nostalgic for a time when our president was just a moron and not a completely narcissistic moron with dementia.

One of my friends, who has never had a cat, told me that cats were way stupider than dogs because they didn’t follow basic commands and probably didn’t even know their own names.

I think it takes living with cats to realize that they are smart as hell and understand a lot of what you’re saying - they just don’t give a fuck.

Don’t suppose we can restore from an earlier save?

I always liked this one where the racoon tries to wash some cotton candy to eat. Poor little guy.

I always appreciate fact checking. Just want to add some context in case people don’t read the article. Marco Rubio did not say that quote. However, he would be impacted by revoking birthright citizenship, which is what MAGA is pushing for.

According to immigration documents Politico reported, Rubio’s parents came to the U.S. on immigrant visas in 1956 and became citizens in 1975. Rubio was born in 1971 to parents who, at that point, had legal status but not citizenship in the U.S., according to Politico’s report.

So I view this more as a leopards ate my face situation. While he didn’t say what the meme quoted him as saying, he is a part of this administration which is pushing to revoke the citizenship of millions of people. He’s likely hoping that they don’t succeed or if they do, they’ll see him as “one of the good ones”.

Yeah, I also started dating my wife before cellphone cameras were good. So my profile picture of her is like a 50x50 pixel blurry-ass photo.

In hindsight, a blurry ass-photo would’ve been nice too.