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This is an outrage!

How do you search? I wanna see if I made the list too!

I don’t know why, but I read this as “Five Guys” and thought holy shit I didn’t realize a burger company could be so broke. No wonder their prices are so high!

I was thinking coma. But that works too.

If McConnell could read, he’d be very upset.

Appreciate you posting this. I came here to post the same article and was debating how to title it to fit rule 1, then saw you already did!

Yeah exactly. Look how he’s holding the newspaper. He’s not holding it up like “aha here’s my proof of life!” It’s more like “someone sat me up and told me to hold this but I don’t know why.”

My grandma had dementia so we might be able to get a picture of her looking at a camera, but we wouldn’t have been able to get her to do something specific for a photo, like hold up a newspaper. Same thing going on here.

“We really sound like that?”

Hell yeah - good for that guy.

Exactly! It’s like Ghandi in Civilization.

I don’t use Xhitter, but I think Musk had them remove timestamps a year or so ago.

You’d love Coconut Simulator

I’m currently reading the book Nexus by Yuval Noah Harari (the same dude that wrote Sapiens). It’s got an interesting chapter about how outgroups have been defined in fascist societies. Things like being a scientist, or just being thought of as smart, can easily be enough to get you labeled as an “other” and persecuted.

I pretty much assume everyone on Lemmy is fucked.

Other people have mentioned Baltimore, so I thought I’d share the video: https://youtu.be/Esl_wOQDUeE

I think it’s a bit like the horseshoe theory in politics where the far left and far right agree on some of the same things.

So once you’re super gay, you get to fuck super straight guys. That would explain why all these anti-gay politicians keep getting caught banging dudes in airport bathrooms.

The “refreshed” part is a problem. Sleeping while high makes it feel like you were in a coma, but it’s actually really poor quality sleep. The first time I wore a smart watch while sleeping high, I was shocked because I assumed it was great sleep!

Kinda surprised people were saying “dead ass” in 2017. For some reason I thought that was more recent.

Him saying that really opened to my eyes that Trump wasn’t some nefarious mastermind or a skilled liar. He was and always has been an entertainer and a bullshitter.

Dude literally saw a sign on hospital protocols for sanitizing surfaces: bleach and UV light - then had a camera thrust in front of him and tried to spout some BS acting like he was well informed and smart.

This is why conservatives are anti-sex ed and anti-abortion.

I read that as “they French” and it still made sense.