Pull back on you nutsack and give her that emergency inch!

I’m not sure congratulations are in order. Condolences, maybe.

Lol that was the first thing that popped into my head too.

Don’t play me like a fool

Cuz that ain’t keeeeewwewwlll

Wheel of Morality, turn turn turn. Tell us the lesson that we should learn.

“Finger Prince? I didn’t think so.”

I stopped watching Chappelle since the whole trans bashing thing, but someone sent me a link of him yesterday that made me laugh. He’s at least well aware that Trump is a terrible pick for poor people.

https://youtube.com/shorts/LbXj8o9MrOU

It’s Alpha Centauri C that’s really fucking things up for generations of Trisolarans.

I had never heard of BURN-E before now so just watched it. Poor little dude, he tried so hard!

Pixar has a ton of good movies, but Wall-E is hands down my favorite. So much is communicated without words it’s just amazing. Not to mention, the movie is absolutely beautiful. The scene with them flying around in space with the fire extinguisher is just 🤌

Damn, this guy is truly the Ridiculously Photogenic Assassin.

Kaiser isn’t a typical insurance company though. They’re an HMO. Which means they tell you what doctor you can go to. Think you need to see a specialist? Too bad, the general practitioner doesn’t think it’s necessary.

So they deny a lot of claims by preventing you from going to the right doctor in the first place.

I also tried but couldn’t get into safety razors. I’ve been using Dorco since I made this post and have been happy. I have an Amazon subscribe and save order setup, so it’s similar to a monthly subscription that I used to get through DSC.

Saying this with only an understanding of orbital mechanics learned from Kerbal Space Program, I’d say the chances are damn near 0%. Hitting the sun is actually pretty difficult and requires a precise amount of Δv (change in velocity). This thing had such a huge Δv that it would have left the solar system.

Fievel would whoop Stuart’s ass, no question. Remy would still slaughter Fievel though. Rat vs mouse is no contest. Unless Fievel can call in his cat buddy, Tiger, as backup. But Tiger’s a bit of a lil bitch himself, so my money is still on Remy.

My wife lost her wedding ring in May. We eventually found it in November. We were pretty actively looking for it for the whole time. Checked all the vents. Moved the over, fridge, dishwasher, bed, washer and drier. You name it, we checked it. Eventually disassembled the sectional couch and found it under one of the sections. Which was weird because there were no gaps that it should have been able to fall through to get under there. Like, you couldn’t slide a penny under the couch.

I only know one guy who is into blacksmithing and - being a nerd myself, I say this with kindness - but this dude is a super nerd. He’s also one of the scrawniest dudes I know. I’ve heard him tell women that he’s into blacksmithing before and it definitely does not have the desired effect that this chart would imply.

You always have to consider Rule #1 when taking these things into account.

Keep in mind that’s Income Tax. Most rich people don’t actually have income, they have capital gains.

Related to what you said, but not necessarily this post: I was so damn frustrated with my neighborhood community the other day. We had a vote on whether or not to repurpose a huge grass field that takes up a ton of water and sees very little use. We’re wasting a ton of money (and water) watering this pristine empty field.

The main argument for keeping the field was “we waste water in other areas of the community as well. The common-area sprinklers were on when it rained the other day. We need to address all waste before making a decision about this empty field.”

There are a lot of people that don’t realize you can make incremental progress towards a goal.

Welp, Alan may have stopped, but I’ll pick up the slack for him.