Is this guy blind!?

His last name is literally a verb: to eye amorously or provocatively. I think we know where the investigation should begin…

what are the odds that Trump thinks Greenland is actually green?

Resistance against what?

Forcibly? I’m sure there are worse takes, but I just can’t think of any now.

single egg burrito with fried cabbage and onions + coffee

TIL…

Stewart?

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“smallest”?

Alt.flame. iykyk

Can’t really tell without an exam but bi-lateral arm movements seem even and regular. Speech does not seem to be affected. His doctors haven’t strapped him to a bed to prevent a fall from right leg weakness. All the signs point to just facial nerve involvement and not CNS. Still could be a stroke, but from looking in from the outside, I don’t think so.

Bell’s palsy. I am fairly certain it is not a stroke. Sorry to disappoint.

This the same far-right that couldn’t wear a face mask when 1,226,351 of us were dying of Covid? I am terrified, I tell you, terrified.

Dick and I are heading to the strip club!

Metric? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xcSDYy3Dl4

Which AI wrote this? I have doubts about the authenticity…

Buy the USA and sell it for scrap, like a venture capitalist.

Special Olympics

Was it AI-generated code mayhaps?

Bloomberg? Really? Fuck paywalls