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Maybe I’m getting you two confused with religions that claim to know you both very well. According to them I either follow the (their?) rules and am befriended by one of you, or I’m doomed to be on the wrong end of an eternal BSDM session with the other. What’s a poor mortal to think?
Yeah, come on you two, kiss and make up already!