Serpentine!

If Triton is a fish, why does he have nipples?

100 push-ups

100 sit-ups

100 squats

10km run

Flat earth confirmed

It’s delusional to think you’re going to change things from inside the platform. Would you go on Trump’s platform to argue with MAGA cultists? This is no different.

Getting a smart comeback on Elon isn’t the W you think it is; you’re still using his platform and validating it and keeping it relevant. Just stop using it.

I’ll teach that evil billionaire a lesson by creating content on his platform! Boy, I sure showed him!

Yarr, sorry to hear that matey.

Shou Tucker had it locked down for quite a while

This might be a part of a new marketing strategy wherein they tease this ridiculous price, only to reduce it after “fan backlash.”

Or maybe not. Maybe they thing people are dumb enough to buy it.

Doesn’t matter, either way this game is DBA for me. Only way to stop this is to stop paying for it.

The rock of course. Why would you want a stick that has the thin proportions of a sword? A thin, lightweight sword only works because of the sharp blade. A “perfect” stick would be more of a straight pole, or have a heavier end for bludgeoning.

Paul Allen has mistaken me for this d*ckhead Marcus Halberstram. It seems logical because Marcus also works at P&P and in fact does the same exact thing I do and he also has a penchant for Valentino suits and Oliver Peoples glasses. Marcus and I even go to the same barber, although I have a slightly better haircut.

Reject humanity. Return to crab