Once you got the stick, ain’t nobody gonna tell you that you can’t take the rock too.

Stick. No question. No hesitation. That’s a damn good stick.

EZ. Stick.

Oh no. I distract my wife and take them both?

Bruh the rock is coming regardless. The only question is whether you have room for the stick too

If you don’t have room for the stick inside the house, leave it next to the back door

Rock. Look at it.

Rock. Then I use it to crack the skull of the dude who took the stick and now I have both.

I already have a pretty perfect rock. But a perfect stick is a rare find. I think I’ll take another rock

The rock of course. Why would you want a stick that has the thin proportions of a sword? A thin, lightweight sword only works because of the sharp blade. A “perfect” stick would be more of a straight pole, or have a heavier end for bludgeoning.

Stick, I’m better at swinging than I am at throwing.

Stick.

Stick can go “swoosh” when you swing it.

Depends on where the rock is from or what kind of wood.

Stick, I love swords

See I thought the stick was the obvious choice but now I’m drunk and that rock looks so good

Stick. I can make a perfect rock.