Maybe a stretch but- Golden Mouth of Ruin by Archspire

Side note: The Red Chord was awesome. Met them outside one of their shows about fifteen years ago and they were super friendly dudes.

I have never thought about the alien sighting thing. Are they really all or mostly in the US?

I don’t read it as him being a dick necessarily. He’s saying he’s a good commentator. I’d say the same thing about Tony Romo.