It would be a kinda fun league to watch, but I dont want to hear about athletes dying because they took obscene amounts of steroids to be the best.

Here in Germany some McDonalds and Burger King do have self serve drink machines with unlimited drinks, but they are not that many (I would guess 10-20%). Some other fast food chains are more likely to have them, like Subway.

Well, the drill bit wont fit if the hole is too long and thin, so its not always quite that easy.

Smaller companies still cant fire you any time, they have to have a valid reason as well.

Looks somewhat german to me as a german.