this whole term. his whole life

Year 1: “incredibly productive”

Year 5: “not about the work”

I love how they freely admit that it has nothing to do with being good at your job and everything to do with schmoozing.

Like that’s really the purpose of the company… manufacturing schmooze, so we need good schmoozers

*than

Yes, please!

malicious mp3 files on a USB

LOL, this is hilarious, while simultaneously infuriating that the owners of hardware are required to install a Trojan Horse to uninstall the malicious software installed by the manufacturer.

Mideast west

This looks like a shelf in a thrift store.

It was a very subtle continuation of the lyrics.

That’s a great extra layer of protection, but people shouldn’t rely on it and get/stay in the habit of always removing the tracking code themselves.

What?

Exhibit A

Headline above is already out of date. Current version of linked article reads…

Reported cases of cyclosporiasis, an intestinal illness caused by a parasite, have topped 1,200 in Michigan, local health officials said Thursday.

Cases jumped by 200 overnight for a total of 1,251, according to the Michigan Department of Health and Human Services (MDHHS) . At least 36 people have been hospitalized. Michigan typically sees about 50 cases per year.

I’m so used to these penalties never being enough to change behavior that I just assumed that was going to be the case here again. Buuuut, METAs market cap is apparently $1.562T, soooo for once I’m thinking… “Yah, that’s about right.”

fallen down a flight of windows

LOL

It will always make one up. Sometimes it may get lucky and the made up one exists and is relevant, but it still just made it up.

And shut-in, no-tipping undergrads from coast to coast weep.

Are you expected to tip the fucking robot?

An entire…

And then sent to be mercifully put out of their stupidity by Ukrainian drones.

Oh, is that all we have to do? Shoot. Why didn’t they say so?

I do hereby grant myself full immunity from all crimes, both foreign and domestic.

There. That ought to do it.

Here’s a source other than CBS, aka Fox News Light.

https://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/new-illinois-law-will-change-drivers-test-policies-for-senior-citizens/3950213/

Please stop sending traffic to CBS. They cancelled Colbert and are actively sabotaging 60 Minutes trying to turn it into a state propaganda machine.

The easiest way to avoid posting CBS news articles is to not get your news from CBS in the first place.