When I learned to smoke fish on the BBQ, I invited my family over, and my sister asked for a second serving.

I’m pretty sure most humans understand what purring and growling means

It’s not the shot, it’s the stock.

First off the spread on a shotgun is not like a video game where your entire view is covered in lead. It’s still relatively grouped.

Second, the trench gun had a stock. The stock is important. It allows you to properly and quickly aim at what you’re trying to shoot. The WW1 'Trench Gunn had a stock.

If your goal is to take down home invaders, you want a stock on your shotgun.

If you just want to put lead in your walls and furniture, go with a folding stock one.

That being said, a gun is the least useful device you can acquire to help you during a home invasion. A firearm in your home is statistically more likely to cause accidental harm to you or your family than it is going to help you fight off hole invaders.

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/7769769/

You’d be better off investing in proper home security measures.

Folding stock shotgun is actually terrible, you could practice for years and still be less accurate than a cop with a proper stock on their firearm.

Because if you don’t create division, how will the billionaires get even more rich?

“Remember that day?” -> 5 pictures of my cat sleeping in boxes

That could be literally any day since I got them you stupid phone.

He caters to the average right wing npc with lower than room temperature IQ

The demographic is pretty large.

Also a water fountain is better for cats than the traditional drinking bowl.

I bought a Hawaiian shirt as a joke for an outdoor party.

I now own about 7. They’re light and breathable and look cool.

Stay poor and don’t come crying when your rent increases again for the 7th time and you can’t afford it even though you work 7 jobs.

Owning your own home is an universal good thing for everyone in the entire world

You’re wasting money on upkeep regardless.

“you seem confused and lost”, says the guy who thinks spending half his income into funding someone else’s property is a good idea and a great retirement solution.

Also, no, I don’t live in Idaho, not everyone is a lazy ass American who thinks improving their life is paying for someone to do the laundry.

I love the implication that there’s no junk food restaurants in cities lmao.

I can bike to the nearest restaurant. It’s a small Indian mom and pop owned place that sells better food for cheaper price than anything in your city.

Keep begging for your walkable cities, I’m sure one day you’ll be able to cross a road without fearing for your life.

Cities are expensive because idiots would rather dump 2/3rd of their income on rent just to hear the neighbors screaming all day and night through the paper thin walls of their apartment.

Stay miserable.

“my quality of life would tank”, yet here you are pissing away half your income in rent lmao. Bet you think living in the city is amazing, while chugging 4 bottles if antidepressants a day because the last time your body breathed clean air was 30 years ago and the only tree in your neighborhood is fenced off to prevent homeless people from getting some shade.

Negative IQ all the way down the line. Stay miserable.

Better than living in a shithole urban area where the cheapest rent is 2/3rds of your income.

3. reach retirement age, still piss away half your income in rent, never improve your life.

You’re renting, you can literally grab a truck and move to a cheaper housing market with all your belongings overnight.

If you can pay rent, you can pay a mortgage.

At least the mortgage is benefiting you.

List of things you can do if houses are too expensive where you live:

1. move.

“you are not a serious person”, says the guy thinking pissing away their money in rent because they are too lazy to do laundry is a good tradeoff lmao.

You’ll be funding someone else’s property all your life like a servant just to save 15 minutes of folding clothes every week.