See, the thing is, I hate the styling of it, but I absolutely love that car makers - freed from the rigid designs demanded by huge combustion engines, transmissions and fuel tanks - are actually trying stuff out.

• Goes out of their way to post in a public forum.
• Insists they have no need for a public forum.

There are signs saying they’re just for phones and laptops. The reality is they’re limited to 1A at 230V so anything that’s not specifically for heating will probably work.

Which is surprising, because in North America they use 60Hz.

Did you know there is an industry-standard mounting system for strap-on dildos? Just saying.

What a dick you are.

No-one is going to snatch your locked, trackable, account-associated, encrypted phone out of your hands. But a wallet full of cash and debit cards? A much better target.

You carry a bunch of random shit around with you? Well, some of us prefer to carry the utter minimal.

Phone crashes? What phone do you have that regularly crashes in this, the year of our Luigi 2024?

Network outage? That’s not how it works.

Dead battery? Anyone bothered by this has already got a solution.

Here’s the thing: I also don’t use my phone for payment much for same reasons as you, but I don’t feel the need act like a total cunt about it.

There’s a story or comic I read recently about a man who realises he is a Boltzmann Brain and had dreamt up the world around him to stave off madness.

https://www.badspacecomics.com/post/boltzmann

The German Duck People made a video about it:

https://youtu.be/ijFm6DxNVyI

Is that Oatly?

Fuck Oatly.

And Fuck Fuck Oatly.