Everything’s computer

WHAT?!

Based teen - is there a GoFundMe link yet?

That’s certainly one way to put it

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Great, now my electron wallet doesn’t want to work anymore. Said something about “busy influencing the fusion rate” and “please wait while I maintain the overall electrical neutrality within the plasma” or somesuch

The thin pages sure do make a nice tinder for the campfire.

I would be surprised if he locks his phone at all

You ever mixed gas station boner pills with sudafed?

I just skee bop ba doo dap’ed all over

So add a note explaining that that’s just what swedish toilets are

Fountain: #2

I’m partial to Missing 3: Lost

I made a gay hulk Hogan AI voice the other day. Checkmate

Don’t bother, it’ll ruin your day for no reason

narrator: and it didn’t convince even a single person to stop driving

Doesn’t disprove their point