Men are never trusting women smh

You accidentally said “homophonic” instead of “homophobic.” A homophone is a word that is pronounced the same as another but with a different meaning, e.g. “weight” and “wait”

When I was doing long distance runs, there was nothing more I wanted afterwards than some chocolate milk

Libraries are basically the only remaining third space, but they don’t fill the same need as the original commentor. Libraries don’t have places for kids to run around, be noisy, and climb things. That would be awesome though

I think they just didn’t use a comma. My guess is it means “it’s 4.9 inches long, it’s thick, and it’s circumcised”

EDIT: never mind i completely misread it, you are correct

Risk of Rain is like this (1 if you like 2D, 2 if you like 3D games). You constantly buy items and they stack like crazy. You either don’t stack fast enough and die or manage to overcome the hurdle and become a god

Quandale Dingle

Name checks out

And if you watch the original video she isn’t rabid at all. They just took some unfortunate stills

Pretty sure they’re making a joke

Pizzacakecomic Trump is not what I was expecting to see today

There are still subreddits though, they’re just called communities

I don’t fully disagree but that was exactly Kira’s thinking lol (at least at the start)

Ah they really had to add “found in North America” so this wouldn’t fully work for non-Americans. Love it otherwise

Not very important but I remember it strangely well.

I was 8 years old. My teacher asked “What is one hundred times one hundred?”

I raised my hand and said “Ten thousand!”

“No, it’s one thousand. Ten times ten is one hundred, and one hundred times one hundred is one thousand.”

“But… It’s ten thousand. Can I show you on a calculator?”

“No! Sit down, it’s one thousand. I’m the teacher, I should know.”

I later got a calculator and showed her and she didn’t apologise.

Guys will see this and just think “hell yeah”

Holy eyebrows Batman

You can get browser extensions to have more control over video speed

The ant-smelling trait is a genetic thing. I have a co-worker that can smell ants, but otherwise their sense of smell is unremarkable

What? I Google stuff all the time. Just not on Google (DuckDuckGo or Qwant)