Maybe they thought it was a podiatrist’s office.

Norm MacDonald, probably

On Denmark, get set, go.

Peaches come from a can.

If Dracula’s cat had a dog.

But mom im not a caterpillar anymore. I haven’t eaten anything since I pupated.

Also, you died long before I even hatched.

Much of the toll climate change takes — from rising seas to lost homes — can’t be undone

Wait, you’re telling me that cooling the planet won’t bring back destroyed homes? I don’t believe you.

Also, the article doesn’t say anything about “saving us”. It just says existing damage can’t be undone. e.g. it won’t unmelt glaciers that took centuries to form. Duh.

What’s the point of the article (based on the title) then? Should we just stop trying?

Never reaching the end.

Adding Dr. Lizardo to the missing doctors list.

Laugh while you can, monkey boy.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

Maybe it’s just cryptographically signed so you can detect if someone changed it.

Check your epistemology before you wreck your epistemology.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KwNurAxrsqY

It’s a car, not a political statement. I’m driving it. It’s still a great vehicle.

Would I buy one now? Probably not. But a lot of that is due to them making so many things extra cost.

How many people know the politics of the CEOs of the other car companies before or after they purchase? Not many I suspect.

I’ve never even considered whether they’re plants or not. I guess I always assumed they were, but now it makes sense that they’re not. But I can’t imagine anyone having a tizzy over it either way.

I’m running around like a chicken with its legs cut off.

John being Malkovich.

River over the Kwai bridge.

God, the father.

If you mean Airplane factorial, then it was correct already.

From a programming view it now reads as Not Airplane.

Surprise. Fear and surprise. And ruthless efficiency.

Scotch and chocolate.

Shadooby