Maybe if you’re driving an M1 Abrams.
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Cake day: September 28th, 2023
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Heinz 42 opened a small wormhole into another universe.
1·3 days agoThat’s because it has two pair of pants. — Jose Jimenez
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Dig a hole. Fill it up.
“Why don’t you buy her flowers?”
“I didn’t know she sold flowers.”
The Cars for Kids jingle.
4·7 days agoI had a pet ngl once.
They’re still going to die there.
“We got Gomorrahed out there!”
Octopoden!
3·10 days ago“We really mean it this time.”
I think they mean that the boobs are the expenses, and the shirt is the salary. The salary is too small to cover the expenses.
41·11 days agoIf we didn’t know it was there, can we really say it was lost.
17·12 days agoEndorphins are miraculous.
When people ask “what’s the thing you’re better at than anyone?” I answer that I can set any digital clock without looking at the instructions.