Panda, not fox.

No one logs off.

People inside the US think “Portland, OR what?” Is funny.

Dear Liza, Dear Liza…

Brian Lagerstrom

You Suck at Cooking

Ryan’s got great presentation skills and style. And he does a mean Mr Bean impression.

Or what?

His future’s so bright, he had to install shades.

Astronauts: we’re not high enough

NASA: we got you covered

“Why is it always a penny for your thoughts, but you gotta put your two cents in. Someone’s making a penny.”

Steven Wright

Oblate spheroids.

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Not machine washable, but doesn’t need to be.

No one goes to the Louvre, it’s too crowded.

You can be sanitized?

You will ease my mind?

Our sun is actually white with a very slight green tinge. The yellow orange thing is an effect of our atmosphere.

Sally Sparrow, Duck Now!

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