But C is for centerfold

Was the bag actually paper before, or paper lined with plastic?

It’s reversed from the movie iirc

Top ten best Simpsons line

AI slop of an old joke?

The world tour

Phoebe?

I’m usually pretty pedantic with language (people using “begs the question” instead of “raises the question” raises by blood pressure just a little bit) but will disagree on chai tea. Just because chai means tea in another language, doesn’t mean chai tea is redundant the same way ATM machine is.

In English, we’ve taken the generic word for tea as a loanword and use it to describe a specific type of tea. Like hound dog, or Saharah desert. It’s essentially a new word in this context so not redundant. Machine in ATM is the same word as the machine that follows, so that one is at least justifiably something to be pedantic about.

Or violently ripped from your face and swallowed up in a tangle of fabric

This is going to ruin the tour

He’s talking to himself? Must be the lack of sleep.

It could be worse

Did he actually do anything with India/Pakistan?

I’ve seen a few versions of this. Does anyone what the original was?

He’s just very forward thinking. In 14000 years you’ll be sorry for not heading this warning!

Early Premature access

Lol I can’t breathe

Mitsubishi too

Melted brie