I wonder if everything uploaded to them gets used as LLM training data

The real problem is God doesn’t believe in me

Yeah, you’d think conservative men would like it for this reason. Remind them of their first girlfriend back home on the farm.

Chesterton’s Fence is the first thing that comes to mind

Can you add a chamfer?

I think they’re just curious, not implying it makes a difference

Is it AI or just a good 'ol fashioned shop?

Wait, so is this comic just a sneaky ad?

Jokes on them, I have all their fingerprints now

I ate too many gummy bears and my toilet afterward went triple platinum

Wait, the female end on the cables isn’t allowed? I’ve definitely had USB A extension cables

“This sandwich is terrible! This’ll be the last time I order the sphagnum on breadfruit.”

Super simple: the Earth is our home, everyone on Earth therefore has a home, boom, no homeless!

I thought the conservative stance was that there’s no systemic racism. Your co-workers actually think all racism is solved, in the US of all places?? Sheesh

My an adult

Why is the font like something from a Star Wars poster?

There’s a whole genre of these missing limb jokes, often puns.

What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen

What do you call a man with a prosthetic toe? Roberto

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying on the ground? Matt

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Bob

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter what you call them, they aren’t gonna come

How do you get a one-armed person out of a tree? You wave

Etc.

Old Bash.org quote (probably not the originator)

<Lunchbox> The day Microsoft makes a product that doesn’t suck is the day they make a vacuum cleaner.

I’m only happy when it rains