I still say this sometimes and hope that they actually get it 😂
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vivavideri@lemmy.worldtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•The Element is a wonderful carEnglish3·1 month agoNo, it’s a toaster! (I was gonna link the brave little toaster but figured that was taking it a little too far past sarcasm lmao)
vivavideri@lemmy.worldto Fediverse@lemmy.world•Determining the reason no one replied to your Lemmy post.English3·3 months agoYou know, I’m really just waiting for the day voyager supports gif insertion.
My gf went to touch my phone bc kitty is ADORABLE and i cautioned her with… colorful language lmao
vivavideri@lemmy.worldto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•You are now the "Chosen One", do you have what it takes to save the world?3·4 months agoIf you give me the tools, the time, and permission, I’ll fuckin’ handle it.
This is the coping mechanism for the people whose cats like to fuck with tp rolls. I can’t go back now
Blowing directly into, yes; however, if it’s an indirect yet concentrated breeze isn’t it moreso increasing the odds for vaginal flatulence?
Personally I wouldn’t mind a queef or two if it meant a guarantee that my butt’s clean lmao
I am SO DOWN. Let’s go. Let’s do it.
I actually don’t hate the candy. Technically easier without the dispenser though,lol.
you know you’ve done it.
vivavideri@lemmy.worldto What is this thing?@lemmy.world•[Challenge Solved] Weird assembly — I think this will be a hard one :)English1·5 months agoIt’s moreso representing the exclamation about being bested by the thing, lol.
vivavideri@lemmy.worldto What is this thing?@lemmy.world•[Challenge Solved] Weird assembly — I think this will be a hard one :)English1·5 months ago-angry flaily puppycat.gif (voyager doesn’t allow gif insertion rn apparently)
^^^^me after clicking the link
vivavideri@lemmy.worldto What is this thing?@lemmy.world•[Challenge Solved] Weird assembly — I think this will be a hard one :)English4·5 months agoOh MF i swear i saw something like this in my subaru service manual to keep the timing sprocket in place while you have the belt off.
vivavideri@lemmy.worldto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's the wrongest thing a teacher ever told you?9·5 months agoI couldn’t even get the burger flipping job starting out. Rude.
vivavideri@lemmy.worldto No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•How are you actually doing today?11·5 months agoBurying myself in my work so I don’t burst into tears every other moment. Grieving the sudden loss of a cat that was my universe for her whole fuzzy diabolical life. It’s been a month, but I knew the second I plucked her from the bushes that she was going to destroy me. We had a good eleven years but fuck, man.
My gf and our surviving cat have been great consolation, but violet had no sense of personal space and I find this void in my orbit to be currently…unbearable.
vivavideri@lemmy.worldto Voyager@lemmy.world•The image is overly pixelated, even when opening the post.English2·6 months agoOh man. So I saw this post the other day and it was pixelated af. Today though, it’s nice and legible. Note 20, Android, voyager.
Trapped under cat. Send help.
vivavideri@lemmy.worldto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's your "American healthcare" story?5·7 months agoCigna dropped my medicine coverage. I had to to drop two name brands simultaneously to generic else i would be out 4k every 30 days.
The switch was not pretty.
Like, mental breakdown, life changing, never-will-be-the-same not pretty.
That was…8 years ago. I imagine if it was something maintaining my physical health I certainly would have died. I mean, shit, I nearly did. Don’t get me started on the arm i broke as a kid, that didn’t heal correctly because a narcissist parent(RN) wanted to skip the er wait and had hospital buddies patch me up on the dl instead. A bionic arm sounds more feasible than actually getting it to where I could play strings again without pain.
vivavideri@lemmy.worldto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•How Would You Rank Quentin Tarantino's Films?1·7 months agoNote #1: I named my dl folder Tarantino-bag-of-dicks
Note #2: Jackie brown dvd is niiiice.
- Grindhouse planet terror isn’t directly Tarantino but I liked it enough to mention it here (deathproof is meh comparitively imo)
- Jackie brown
- Kill bill 1 & 2
- Pulp fiction
- Hateful 8
- Once upon a time in Hollywood
- Django
- Inglorious bastards
- Reservoir dogs
- Death proof
For context, kill bill came out when I was in high school and I kinda loved the obnoxious jugular squirt he become known for +badass boss lady cast. Jackie brown is just that fucking good.
What if we hit him with a car?