Mine are still in storage.

Have you seen the elf care system in this country!?

I want to be a dentist

Just fixing these dolls’ teeth.

Trapped under cat. Send help.

I have a note

Please excuse 👍Maximum Derek👍 from elf practice today. He had to had tummy trouble while visiting his grandma who died and then had to go to the dentist.

-- Mrs 👍Maximum Derek👍’s Mom

Ich dachte es wäre um elf!

Because I’m a Dwarf.

I can’t get it to come down

I’m still in storage in Tacoma.

I’ve already passed my certification tests. No more practice for me!

I’ve fallen and can’t get up.

Too busy scaling a mountain at a near 90 degree angle because I crave that mineral.

Because I’ve already mastered PE32+.

Timezones mean I am not able to make it.