“Oh no. Our automatic door seems to have suffered a unfortunate malfunction while you were trying to leave the premises.”

Anybody idiotic enough to buy those deserve precisely what they’re going to get.

I don’t disagree, but my problem is the ways in which it clearly isn’t Fallout. Specifically, FO has some deep lore that justifies the existence, mannerisms and internecine postures of the various factions, but here it’s apparently just… Waves of nutters take the first opportunity to move into a radiological quarantine zone and set up shop as conveniently thematic gangs for… reasons.

“Just think about it lads! Not only can we live in a place that’ll kill us on the cellular level, but we can wear theatrical facepaint - don’t ask where we’re getting a steady supply of that - like a 24/7 Kiss revival concert! It’ll be awesome! There’ll be matching top hats for everyone. Millinery is a real growth industry in here. Mind the mercury.”

But other than that, it looks fun enough.

Edit: Spelling.

Well, that’s true. It’s driving us all straight into the ground at velocities more typically associated with railgun development or orbital mechanics.

I’m fine right here, thanks. Although I’d been using Reddit for some time at that point, I permanently left Digg as part of the Great Exodus. I don’t see any particular appeal to going back to a centralized service, especially in the current climate.

Uh. Looks nervously at clock reading 4:50am; starts sweating.